MazdaT

[MazdaT @MazdaaT]

Once you've peed in the sink and brushed your teeth in the shower, how far away are you from bathing in the kamod?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I say this a lot, but Messi. #ARGENG

[MazdaT @MazdaaT]

I DO NOT GO TO THE MOVIES ALONE, JUST TO MEET SOMEONE I KNOW OVER THERE 😠

[MazdaT @MazdaaT]

When rickshawalas fight over you😌🤌🏽 >>>

[MazdaT @MazdaaT]

@SanghaviHritik Saale pagal

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[MazdaT @MazdaaT]

Airplane toilets need to have windows.
Imagine the sun setting while you're taking a royal af shit.😌🤌🏽

[Laver Cup @LaverCup]

Thank you, Roger.

#LaverCup

[Aina J. Khan | عین جبین خان @ainajkhan]

It was a tense day of reporting from Leicester for me today. I interviewed a Hindu man wearing a motorbike helmet, holding an Indian flag on Belgrave road, the site of some of the unrest yesterday between a group of Muslim and Hindu men. Here’s what happened. 👇🏼

[Javed Akhtar @Javedakhtarjadu]

Those who raped a 5 month pregnant woman after killing 7 of her family including her 3 year old daughter were set free from the jail offered sweets and were garlanded . Don’t hide behind whatabouts . Think !! Some thing is seriously going wrong with our society .

[vibe @wowthatsavibe]

doja cat meet & greet

[yelli @yelli_tavarez]

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES

[MazdaT @MazdaaT]

@SanghaviHritik But you did jump out🥺✨❤️

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg

[nico @byenico]

“7 tickets to the Barbie movie please”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[ً. @hellamessedupp_]

For the sake of ur mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.