Your friend Maz

♉️ I ain’t getting no woot woots on my phone

[Your friend Maz @MazGrace1]

The Bisexual Experience of getting your nose rings stuck together while making out

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

yes i DO think you’re a loser and an idiot for using generative AI! yes i DO think you’re fucking stupid if you ask chatgpt questions! i do not respect you!

[lily/salt 🌱🧂 @saltsneck]

if it gets too real, you can always turn it off.

[codie 🏳️‍⚧️ @caonfilm]

little death in camp miasma really broke something open in me. i kept thinking about how easy it is to mistake the parts of yourself you don't understand for something monstrous, when sometimes they're just the parts of you waiting to be loved

[Ronaldo Trancoso Jr @ronaldotrancoso]

I love how CAMP MIASMA shows queer people finding a happy place in slashers and in accepting each other's kinks without judgement and that's exactly what audiences will get from it: A new happy place where they can feel seen and beloved. A perfect double bill with Mulholland Dr.

[rice ꩜ playing ff7r @usohtsuki]

"cinephile" and you haven't even watched lego batman

[Your friend Maz @MazGrace1]

@ModernOlive Computa fire wall that prompt

[Your friend Maz @MazGrace1]

So what’s the protocol on reporting a healthcare professional who talks shit about you when they think they are on mute 🤨

[Your friend Maz @MazGrace1]

I genuinely can’t believe they remixed donk with mo bamba I had to log off to process

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The official trailer for for Lance Oppenheim’s ‘PRIMETIME’ has been released.

Starring Robert Pattinson, Merritt Wever, Skyler Gisondo and Phoebe Bridgers.

In theaters September 25.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

I recently quit smoking weed and I feel like a changed man. All the little things that used to annoy me, now they piss me off.

[Your friend Maz @MazGrace1]

my man taking me to see Camp Miasma in 35mm opening day im in looooovvvveeeeeee

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Happy to report that John Leguizamo is incredible in The Odyssey and his second scene is throwing puppies off a cliff

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Every famous death in The Odyssey is the same crime.

The Trojan War? Started because a houseguest stole his host's wife. The cyclops? Blinded for eating his visitors. The suitors? Slaughtered for overstaying their welcome in another man's home.

Nolan read it correctly. Homer wrote 3,000 years ago about one thing: how you treat strangers decides whether civilization holds.

Here's why the Greeks were obsessed with it. Ancient Greece had no hotels, no cops, no ID. If you traveled anywhere, you knocked on a stranger's door and hoped.

So they made hospitality sacred. Feed the stranger. Give him a bed. Don't ask his name until after dinner. Zeus himself enforced the rule, and any beggar at your door might be a god in disguise. So you treated every stranger like a king.

Break the rule and the gods break you. That's the entire plot.

We still carry the proof in our mouths. Guest, host, and hostile all come from the same ancient word. A stranger at your door was always both things at once.

Nolan bet $250 million that after 3,000 years, we still need the reminder. $257 million opening weekend, his biggest ever, says he was right.

[Your friend Maz @MazGrace1]

Bull Terrier on Rick and Morty you are everything to me

[Your friend Maz @MazGrace1]

@HoshJighsmith The aud-ass-ity

[Nuelxx @nuel_szy]

Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

I dont know if it counts as a poem but