Joe Mazzulla’s Brain

WVU ‘11. UFC Enthusiast, Inventor of Mazzulla Ball, Sharpest Mind Since Einstein. #PsychoJoe #DifferentHere

[Joe Mazzulla’s Brain @MazzullasBrain]

@LegionHoops Get Uncle Jaywen off my team. Should’ve been for Giannis but Brad SHIT HIS PANTS! Enjoy this AI SLOP!

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@SleeperCeltics @CelticsGRD @JBrownMuse7 What a disgrace by Brad to not man up and seize a ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity to get Giannis.

Top 25 player of all time to pair up with JT. The East would’ve run through us for the next 5 years.

Hope the Green Teamers are happy.

-Joe

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@theDraven69 Dave,

Safe travels!

With love from the Sierra Nevada,
Joe

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@StoolGreenie DAN!! DAN GREENBERG!!!

Get on your knees and continue to slob Joe.

-Joe

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@ZaStocks Za,

Couldn’t agree more. I’m a fan of big bases (ass). Btw did you watch my coaching masterclass last night?

Thanks,
Joe

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@CelticsUnite18 Still waiting for you to deactivate. You’re a disgrace to Celtics and NBA Twitter

-Joe

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@CelticsUnite18 Genuinely shut the fuck up and delete your account

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@MorgenHatton @gamestop @powerpacks Do you ever not use AI?

Slop merchant Morgen 🥰

-Joe

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@LucidTrading_ @ZaStocks “I don’t think you fully understand what it means to be a trader”. IF you have a wife (BIG if because I bet you’re an ugly prick)… Za could show her his portfolio and become your bull. You’re a pathetic bear who deserves to be cucked. Rot in a pit Lucid 😊

-Joe

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@ZaStocks Za,

This sounds like me with my buddy’s wife last night down in GA.

Pump, pullback, pump, pullback, tighten up, explosion*

I love being a bull🐂

-Joe

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@ZaStocks Za,

Thankfully I did not miss your SLETUBT that you posted yesterday

This bull (me) is extremely bullish on CoreWeave as well. Already up $$$. Looking forward to a great night with some of my favorite hotwives. Caviar, cumshots and creampies are on the menu 😎

-Joe

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@RealSkipBayless Skip,

Is this the rumored cuckold video starring Ernestine?

I heard that @ShannonSharpe used to be your bull and would fill all of Ernestine’s holes while you pathetically watched.

Please let us know if this is the video you plan on unleashing!

Curiously,

-Joe

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

WNBA television ratings are currently down 55% since Caitlin Clark’s injury, per @JeffZillgitt.

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

2 WINS AWAY GET THAT RING #YesCers

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@KDTrey5 @iamrahstradamus Kevin,

You’re one of my favorite players of all time.

You will always be welcome in Boston😎

-Joe

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

The comeback will be greater than the setback 💪🏽⏳

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@Tatums0Burner @HEATVSREFS is and always will be a clown.

Since the Heat aren’t relevant anymore and weren’t a threat to anyone, buddy’s engagement plummeted off a cliff. So, like the absolute scumbag he is, when Tatum got hurt, he sprinted to Twitter to celebrate the injury.

🤡🖕🏾

-Joe

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@jaytatum0 Heal up brother 🙏🏾

Celtics Nation is with you every step of the way☘️

-Joe

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Day 25… days starting to get a little easier

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@hypergrowth102 CEO Scandal

-Joe