Once upon a time, Tito Mboweni would post a whole chicken with enough garlic to kill vampires from here to Jupiter around this time, only to post it falling off the bone marrow at 23h17. Then an empty plate by midnight.
If your significant other doesn’t like onions, you blend it into the food. Meet yourselves in the middle.
If your S/O doesn’t like sleeping with light on? The middle ground is usually that you should get an eye mask.
If you’re clingy and they aren’t? You cling a little less, they lean in a little more. That’s usually where the middle is found.
If you love PDA and they don’t? Dial it down a little, they dial it up a little. Meet yourselves in the middle.
Life isn’t hard, date considerate people that actually like you.