petunia

Chef🔪 🎓, siempre estudiante, mal hablá & bien mandona👑

🇵🇷 call me beep me if you wanna reach me 🧄

[c ☆ @tintafey]

never in one million years would i have thought tina fey would perfectly portray the feeling of getting too high

[𝑆𝑖𝑏𝑦𝑙 𝑉𝑎𝑛𝑒 ౨ৎ @venus_weeping]

Kinda crazy how the concept of a Poser doesn't exist to gen z because they are all posers

[misa @misak1nz]

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ panic is in detroit 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @cuntylestatling]

— The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice, page 1.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I've never sen anything more accurate

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i��m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

[cat ✩ @rs_parasite]

HAPPY YEAR OF THE HORSE

[loustat nation citizen @TheEggsos]

"HE didn't save YOU, LESTAT did!"

[haf @slickomode]

yes i do live under a rock. she's called the moon

[♱ @rudeloved]

the party ended 2 years ago and she's still here

[Matty Rants @themattyrants]

CATHERINE O’HARA!!!!!! 😞

[daz @MetamateDaz]

micro-dosing hell by being alive in 2026

[Dove🕊️ @ArmandTriptych]

Was it raining Louis?

[zo𓆑 @b1tesnails]

oh yeah you love me? name three of my vitamin deficiencies

[latke @latkedelrey]

when i was on tumblr (not “2016 tumblr or whatever that is. i’m talking 2010 tumblr. only real divas get it) i formed a bond with this gay boy in kentucky and i think about him often. we bonded over skins & fashion. he understood me. i hope he’s thriving

[abru ★ @talvezsoyabril]

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