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[brandon* @brndxix]

everytime a twitter basement dweller escapes their enclosure it looks like this

[Miss Perry @Chayneashley]

Confrontation is fun cause what’s going to happen if we all just be honest?

[scar @imfat]

just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch

[Chris M. @BadMoodMorgado]

The low budget indie film you worked on for $300 a day unexpectedly making millions is not unfair, it’s unlucky.

[yo 𓃠𓂀 @kafkaseyes]

It’s over i can’t fake laugh my way out of a conversation with a coworker no more
new girl stopped working and looked at me silently before asking “how do you fake laugh with everyone so effortlessly” girl you ruined my whole week 💔

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I didn’t even have to check. I knew.

I mean I DID check, but it was strictly for fact-checking purposes.

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

What I respect is that they knew the queen of Egypt was a black woman

[UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 @dontasktolink]

Will cuff I love eaters

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Anyone actually surprised by this?

*crickets*

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Call me old fashioned but I really do love traditional gender roles 😭 if my partner is providing for me, paying the bills and spoiling me, then I absolutely am packing his lunches, having him come home to a clean, comfy house, cooking dinner every night, washing clothes, etc. he provides the house, I make it a home simple🤏🏾

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I genuinely fear for Zohran Mamdani life. He is peeling back the curtain more every day and the powers that be, historically, don’t like that very much. Protect him at all costs, he’s going to change American politics forever.

[Bean🚦#1 Scittie Enthusiast @_beaniebaby_03]

My mom had a medical abortion before my brother or I were born. The fetus had developed with most of its organs on the outside of the body. At the time, it would have survived hours or maybe days in complete agony. This is why abortion should be accessible.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Braids are meant to be an economically feasible and beneficial style. Now they cost too much and breaking folks hair off at the rut

[ItGIRL @AaliyahJay]

The amount of people who indulge in magic + witchcraft but hide it and degrade it in public so they don’t get caught/judged it is actually… mind blowing 🫪

[jacklyn ⚜️ @pattyplainjane_]

This bitch so fcking weird bc she doesn’t see aniya as a threat as if kc would immediately drop her .. but kayda got her in the villa spiraling

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

All these years, they fed us Russian, Chinese, Iranian, propaganda when it was actually Israel.

[Theonidas @TheoIsFriendly]

If you negroes don’t stop asking “Why does everyone hate us? What we do 🥺” ass questions man

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

this bitchh woke up and chose pure violence 😭

[The Air You Breathe 🌬️ @BlehisBack]

Thinking on the women. 3 weeks without a bath or change of clothes.

Some of them might have seen their periods. No pad, no change of outfit. Right there in their puddle of blood 💔

Gosh! 💔💔

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

CARRIEEEEE DONT TALK TO HIMMMM