I live my life in state of continual anxiety that my kitten, who thinks my phone is her enemy and must be destroyed and/or her best friend, will like something weird on social media when she pounces on my phone and I just have be like 😳🤷🏼♀️😅 all the time.
*car pulls up in driveway*
Me: Oh CRAP my husband's back. You have to get out of here.
Christmas music: (sneaking out the window) When can I see you again?
Me: After Thanksgiving.
Guess who accidentally dumped her entire lunch on the ground before she could get it in the microwave and DIDN’T CRY ABOUT IT, LIKE AN ADULT? What up, it’s ya girl.
Hannah’s singing about how she’s going to enjoy her midnight snack of jalapeño poppers.
Me: Bruh, it’s 9:30.
Hannah: So? That’s midnight for me. 🙄🙄 @hbasinger
Time for my weekly “my coworkers are making me feel ancient again.” We’re discussing Chad Michael Murray and my 17 year old coworker goes”WHO?!” I’m shook, y’all.
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