Mike

[Mike @MBlack215]

@EasyLakeOven

[Mike @MBlack215]

A wise man once told money isn't important.. And that man was me every time I look at my bank account

[Mike @MBlack215]

How Gran Torino is not categorized as a comedy is the biggest mystery ever to me

[Mike @MBlack215]

Our pets heads are falling off!!!!!

[Mike @MBlack215]

@haleymccrossan I miss it.... Mail me some please and thank you

[Mike @MBlack215]

"Just don't be nervous" it's really that easy

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

A tape of Chris Farley as the original voice of Shrek finally surfaces. http://t.co/rdS3a7ZzRh

[Mike @MBlack215]

@smvitiello @FrankMc20 @FudgeMastah Stef did you go to the same surgeon as Bruce?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Nobody would mock Jordan like this https://t.co/FKAmUHLzzB

[Billy Madison @Billyy_Madison]

I drew LeBron with a normal hairline because I've never seen him with one, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a normal hairline.

[Mike @MBlack215]

Not your fathers root beer 👍🏻

[Mike @MBlack215]

We should really just keep replaying the tournament until football starts

[Mike @MBlack215]

@MartyBuckley

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

St. Valentine should have taken lessons off of St. Patrick and incorporated getting shitfaced into this made up holiday.

[Mike @MBlack215]

Are you aloud to have a kangaroo as a pet? Asking for a friend

[Mike @MBlack215]

Made it home with my credit card last night but not the rest of my wallet... awesome

[Mike @MBlack215]

Tonight Twitter informed me that there are people who think Steve Wonder isn't actually blind... Pretending to be blind what a move

[Mike @MBlack215]

My roommates need to stop buying boxes of choco tacos

[Mike @MBlack215]

It's still early but this has to go down as one of the most over predicted storms ever... You usually need snow for a blizzard