mbm_Matt

hate people

[mbm_Matt @mbm_Matto]

@alexh459 SaaS

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@mmeganwallace This is fucked

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@Isaac_Oldfield Seen this https://t.co/8kf5QgetwS

[David Owens @DavidCWOwens]

There’s another conspiracy theory going around that Alice Cummings, the director of IDOX – the company awarded the track & trace contract – is the sister of Dom Cummings

She isn’t – let’s look at the facts using only public domain data
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@Isaac_Oldfield And one *for*

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@Tegan_Jones99 Naget

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@Mega_mag_ @CNUKTweets Go to her Instagram @mylittleshopofcakes and check out her website for more at https://t.co/ct3nPWI8nk

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@brandonxflynn 🙏🏻

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@brandonxflynn Yes marry me

[mbm_Matt @mbm_Matto]

@brandonxflynn @brxdgxrbutt I’ll fuck yr dad

[mbm_Matt @mbm_Matto]

Just hit a pebble on my razor ripstik now I’m not moving forward in life

[Michael Collins @MJCollins__]

@Matt_Mahy - do you eat or drink yoghurt?

Me - I eat it

Matt - No you put it in your mouth and fucking swallow

Me - Nah chew it

Matt - you don’t eat cum it’s the same principle