Max Bourdeen

Eatin' oranges and making IDs!

[Max Bourdeen @MBourdeen]

@Noelgsuperman @MarkHamill 47,700 losing vs 254 winning. Play that long game.

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@nypost Just leaving that right there for the jurors.

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@TomHillsisyphus @BenjaminACarter @sunnyright @DecodingFoxNews @Gutfeldfox It's impressive how little you know about the 1st amendment, taxpayer money, and reading books.

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@nypost It's the second sentence ffs

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@enturbulator @joerussotweets That's the Because Busey guarantee!

[Max Bourdeen @MBourdeen]

@flea333 "...And that's why I wore a diaper while on stage."

[Max Bourdeen @MBourdeen]

@secretschools @EvilTomHanks @TheAVClub Winnetka

[Max Bourdeen @MBourdeen]

@nypost I'll say...$5?

[Max Bourdeen @MBourdeen]

@JuliaSirmons @LazlosGhost @BC115003 Who bases paroles solely on the victim's or their families' wishes? I've never seen that as the deciding factor.

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@darthlux Yup. Same as mine!

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@nypost The white folks who are celebrating this right now will be surprised when all those Asian American applicants take all their spots in the Ivy leagues.

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@cnnbrk That'll bring them back.

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@EveLaurence Outstanding, babe.

[Max Bourdeen @MBourdeen]

@kasal_finley @L_D_Washington Why are you singling out white teachers?

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@FreeMemes4Peace @nypost What is that scene from??

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@EveLaurence I can tell.

[Max Bourdeen @MBourdeen]

@Amy67683519 @L_D_Washington Doesn't seem like it.

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@lexilunaxoxo Allspice

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@QueenThroat @Holly_Berry_XXX @Red_Berry_Holly Goddamn I love Chicago, you are the hottest.

[Max Bourdeen @MBourdeen]

@nypost Some people sure are afraid of penises.