Michael Brooks

wooden legs run in our family;taught pigeons to fly backwards to keep muck out of their eyes & worked in a treacle mine aged 4.@lufc

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@KemiBadenoch Double whammy is adverse not beneficial!

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@Stephen_Herring @_MancityGee We sang it as Eddie Gray, both fine players.

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@mkd2112 @DanNeidle I love the response. Chris, there's a bloke here who doesn't know who he is!

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@IainDale No fire without a smoke

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@linqsikks Belgrano was sunk by torpedos in the 80s. Fake news...

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@bbcnickrobinson Did Delta Force & Navy Seals extract Amorim from Old Trafford?

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@4thjulykid I preferred Perry Mason. He defended the innocent.

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Little wonder we have a spike in prisoner release errors over 2024 & 2025. Clearly more releases using a deficient process results in more errors. Blame those mainly responsible for an out of date process and overcrowded prisons ie the Tories.

https://t.co/9zClkmsWzr

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@reformexposed Flipping floppers. During the Referendum Brexiteers criticised experts (economists & business leaders) who warned of the risks of exiting. Further Farage railed at unelected EU legislators. Now he's advocating Government departments being run by unelected experts. Mr Consistency.

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@RidgeandFrost @WilfredFrost @SophyRidgeSky Wilfred Frost today says Labour have been in power for 18 months a third of way into this Parliament so blaming Tories for current plight wearing a bit thin (my words). It's exactly 16 months of a possible 60 months which when I was at school was just over a quarter of tenure

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@stefanstern Yes 2 howlers in the first 2 minutes. Labour are deeply popular (sic) and Angela Rayner underpaid council tax by £40k. Though the latter may have been on purpose.

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@campbellclaret @RestIsPolitics 2 howlers from Farage in the first few minutes of his speech. Labour with deep popularity ( sic) and Rayner underpaying 40k of Council Tax or was that one on purpose?

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@BBCPolitics Annabel Denham states rise in welfare benefits from 250bn to one of 300bn inflation adjusted is a rise of one quarter. It used to be one fifth when I went to school unless the inflation caveat changes the fundamentals of mental arithmetic.

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@adidasfootball @Arsenal @_DeclanRice @adidasUK Arsenal had special rice Madrid have had their chips.

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@GerryHassan @bbclaurak The rolling list of so called Quangos repeated the names of the publicorganizations so when LK said the list is still going was misleading to say the least.

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@TristanSnell Seems odd he's at McDonald's given the number of whoppers he's peddled in the past.

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@joncoopertweets Seems odd he's at McDonald's given the number of whoppers he's peddled in the past.

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@LizKershawDJ @Telegraph Marlene Simmons (Brooks).

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(s)He stoops to conquer.

https://t.co/5PXGZwDVKy

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@CraigWinneker (s)He stoops to conquer