Mr. Bungle

Decentralized Libertarian

[Matteo Pellegrini | Club Orange @matteopelleg]

As the CEO of Club Orange, my duty is to serve our customers and our shareholders.

As a father and husband, my duty is to serve my family.

Both of these duties requires me to defend Bitcoin.

So here's some thoughts about Bitcoin:

Saylor is right that there are multiple camps trying to steer Bitcoin in their desired direction.

The Technologists (core, ordinals wizards, citrea, and co.) think bitcoin is fundamentally just a database, most of them probably don't even own bitcoin. Their goal is to turn bitcoin into ethereum 2.0 where all kind of experiments and new technologies are layered on top of bitcoin. If they win, I believe bitcoin will die rapidly.

The Capitalists (saylor, walton, and all the bitcoin treasury companies aficionados.) think bitcoin is "digital capital" a financial product that should be exploited for fiat gains. Their goal is to turn Bitcoin into another Wall Street product: "We convert Bitcoin into money". "Our goal is to outperform Bitcoin". Essentially they want to turn Bitcoin into fiat. If they win, I believe bitcoin will become another stonk and captured by the government.

The Maximalist, the camp I find myself in, think bitcoin is our only hope to separate money from the state, that it should be used as money, that fiat is a cancer to the world and that the ultimate goal is not to get rich, but to enrich the world. I believe this was Satoshi's original vision for bitcoin, a mission much greater than NGU.

These 3 camps cannot coexist and they are colliding as we speak (bip110, attacks on saylor, adam back, etc). We are living in the most consequential time in bitcoin history so I urge you to pay attention.

In a few years it will be obvious which camp has won but there might be nothing left to fight for.

[Club Orange @cluborange]

2 ways to get to the agenda:

If you’re at the conference there’s a banner in the home page. One tap to see it.

If you’re planning ahead it’s in the event page.

Swipe right and left to move across stages and days.

Is that easy. ✅

[Club Orange @cluborange]

how life feels after making some Bitcoin friends

[Club Orange @cluborange]

Club Orange 🧡 Fold

[Club Orange @cluborange]

Introducing BioZap!

A new and more personal way to zap people based on what they care about.

Now you'll be able to pick from 52 categories like Developer, Pizza Lover and Hiking, and instantly send those people sats.

LET THE SATS FLOW!

[Club Orange @cluborange]

Me every time I see my bitcoin friend

[Mr. Bungle @MBungle]

@Nero I can picture Bondi and Loomer wearing bikinis in the coleslaw wrestling contest at Daytona Bike week…

[Mr. Bungle @MBungle]

@Nero This is so John Wayne Gacy.

[Mr. Bungle @MBungle]

@whitenoiz94 @jack I don’t get it… what does Peter Dinklage have to do with this.

[Mr. Bungle @MBungle]

@__Machiavell1 @jack Sounds like a you problem…

[Matteo Pellegrini | Club Orange @matteopelleg]

Orange Pill App:

- $0 vc funding
- no bitcoin celebrities behind it
- completely paywalled (no free trials)
- 19k paid members
- 90 countries
- almost $1M in revenue

you can just do things

[Mr. Bungle @MBungle]

@Nero Classic..

[Club Orange @cluborange]

At Orange Pill App we believe 1 SAT is worth 1,000 likes.

That’s why today we're launching #TapZap, the simplest way to show your appreciation. Now with just one tap on a message, you can send 1 SAT straight to your Bitcoin friends.

Think of it like a “like,” but powered by the best money in the world: Bitcoin. Every tap carries real value, not empty clicks or funny emojis.

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[Matteo Pellegrini | Club Orange @matteopelleg]

sometimes I wonder how I do it

[Mr. Bungle @MBungle]

You’ll be missed, Charlie.

[Red Line Report 🇺🇸 @RedLineReportt]

🚨FACT: They just made a million more Charlie Kirks.

His spirit will dominate all else.

If Charlie Kirk had an impact on your life in any way, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍 down below.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Anyone who celebrates murder is evil and should be utterly condemned

[Matteo Pellegrini | Club Orange @matteopelleg]

Charlie Kirk is the Martin Luther King of this century