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[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

My husband demanded a DNA test for our newborn because his mother insisted the baby couldn’t be his.

I agreed without arguing.

The results arrived three weeks later.

He celebrated because they proved he was the father.

Then my lawyer handed him another envelope.

The DNA test had accidentally uncovered something none of us expected.

The man who raised him….

[mbulelo @MB27ZN]

@15TeeJay Ms Poe will let you lie the whole day only to finish you at 15h55 with evidence when you are about to go home. Now you are not sure whether to buy Nandos (like Julius Mkhwanazi)and wait for PKTT by the gate or go home

[TeeJay @15TeeJay]

Mr Sesoko claimed to have only known about Project Diversion after the arrest of Khumalo and others, he lied because here, Ms Poe is reading an email from Johnson directed at Sesoko informing him about the plan to arrest, subject line: Diversion Arrest

Chair forced him to concede, Khumalo also told him his previous answer was not truthful.

#MadlangaCommission

[Africa Research Desk @MightiJamie]

Listen carefully to what Polo-7 says about General Shadrack Impala Sibiya and how he speaks about the National Commissioner Lt General Fannie Masemola.

This was six months before the General Mkhwanazi press conference so I think he was bragging and flexing.

[Jackson @jackson_rem]

Madla Gcaba of the Gcaba Brothers shares the family's history and clears up long-standing public misconceptions about the Gcaba family.

[Sile @sile_siba]

Adv Van den Heever : my lord my client nyweee nyweeee nyweee

My lord Moosa : Thula wena I'm not talking to you... whiiii whii ehhh 😂😭

#MadlangaCommission #CatMatlala

[Evaluator. @_AfricanSoil]

⚖ 𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻 :

"Mr Sesoko, Good Morning. Can I just ask you? Are you an Advocate?" - Khumalo SC

"No" - Sesoko

"Are you an Attorney?" - Khumalo SC

"No. I am just a legal practitioner. I was a prosecutor from 1993 to about 1997" - Sesoko

"Ok...." - Khumalo SC

The awkward silence after this question meant, "𝑆𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 [𝐷𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝐼𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠] 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝐼𝑃𝐼𝐷 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼𝐷𝐴𝐶 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑛 𝐴𝑑𝑣𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝐴𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑦. 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑙𝑎𝑤?

[PSAFLIVE @PSAFLIVE]

Illegal Chinese foreigners confirming that they bought South African ID documents as they were being arrested.

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

Fadiel Adams to Dereleen James: “You are not going to speak to me like Vusimuzi Cat Matlala, don't scream at me, the only woman that screams at me is the one I sleep with.” Now it makes sense why these two were fighting, they have the same source!

[Mark K Twain @SocietyNews]

Accused 3 in action: If Longwe was to be subpoenaed, or witnesses from the house were to be recalled I'd request to play this video and ask them to identify the armed intruder that unarmed tipsy Longwe pushed away, and that women like MaKhumalo and Zandi beat up #SenzoMeyiwaTrial

[Mr Ayee🔴🟢⚫️🪓🇿🇦🇿🇦 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦💯 @AyeeNdeM]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

White gamer tells Phakel umthakathi to Votsek 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ooh shame! He now knows that he is an idiot!

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Dr Hlophe. Duduzane

- LLB 🎓
- LLM 🎓
- PHd in Law 🎓
- Honirary in Law 🎓 - Jacob Zuma son

[In A Nutshell🥜 @Markosonke1]

🚨 SELF-APPOINTED POLICE MINISTER REPORTS SUCCESS! 🤣

According to Jacinta Zooma, crime has declined since the June 30 protests.

Someone please tell the actual Minister his portfolio has been taken over without a cabinet reshuffle.

@SAPoliceService

[In A Nutshell🥜 @Markosonke1]

🚨 WHO'S REALLY BEHIND THE VIGILANTE GROUPS? 🤔

When asked who might be behind the well-funded vigilante groups, she suggested they appear to be well resourced and speculated that there could be forces seeking to isolate South Africa from the rest of Africa and undermine continental unity.

Whether people agree or disagree with that view, it certainly adds another perspective to the ongoing national debate

WATCH 🎥👇

[In A Nutshell🥜 @Markosonke1]

🚨 XENOPHOBIA'S LONGEST SERIES? 😭🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️

Ngizwe Mcunu: "We are not going to march and march forever."

Jacinta: "We are going to march and march till Jesus comes because thina we did not get any money to stop marching." 😭😂

Someone needs to create a March Loyalty Rewards Card. After every 10 marches you get a free bottle of water, a whistle, and a pair of running shoes. 🤣

[In A Nutshell🥜 @Markosonke1]

🚨 DREAM BIG... BUT MAYBE SKIP THE SIDE QUESTS 😭😂

Dr. Nandipha Magudumana says she knew at just 6 years old that she wanted to become a medical doctor.

By 16, life had apparently introduced a completely different syllabus. 😭📚💊

Moral of the story: Having a dream is one thing... staying away from the wrong electives is another. 😂🍿

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

We Thank You Macingwane For Your Indiscretion. The Decision To Close The PKTT With Immediate Effect Was The Best Decision Made By Any Cabinet Minister.

This Decision Helped Us To See The Rot In Government And In The Entire Security Cluster. Now We Now Even Judges Are Part Of The Problem. If The President Reinstates You Please Make More Reckless Decisions So That We Can See What Else Is Broken In This State Apparatus.

Please Do It Again Macingwane, We Are Grateful..

[Siphiwe❤️😎🇿🇦 @786Mnyanda]

Adv. Khumalo has cooked this questionable prosecutor adv Serunye straight to the wording of PRECCA, repeatedly telling him, "Look at the last part of section 21." He kept pressing the point that section 21 doesn't stand on its own , it takes you back to the actual offence in the Act. If the charge says there was a conspiracy to give gratification, then what was the offence they conspired to commit? That crucial element was missing from count one wh.ich is the main charge 
Then the Chair stepped in and reminded him that this wasn't a new issue. Right at the beginning, when he first raised his own queries, he himself asked, "to do what...?" showing he knew the charge needed that missing element. The Chair asked how he could have forgotten that when drafting the charge sheet. Eventually, he conceded that point.

To top it off  Adv. Sisi Baloyi say 'I have a generous explanation, that painted a clear picture of his role on how he amended charge sheet. It is, ''that he came in in this and found a mess, and he tried to fix, he tried to help fix it. And because he knew that they are going for ratification because that's the more serious charge that would get people in court, suspended, and they he was trying to fix an unfixable. thats it. and went on and said ''i take that, Commissioner''. I'll take that .  While he rejected any suggestion of improper motives, insisting he acted with a clean conscience, the exchanges left him conceding several flaws in how count one was drafted. That was one of the most intense legal exchanges of the hearing so far. ubanjiwe lomfo.😳🙆‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Manzini Zungu @ManziniZungu_]

uyayiva ke ngoku lento? 😳 hawu indaba yemali it’s the truth! Yeyeni bo! Yemadoda 😳

[Siyakhula @misumuzi_4]

🎈‼️🔥 Commissioner Khumalo name drops Lt-General Mkhwanazi and the whole make-up melted, it instantaneously became cold in hell😢😅😅 🔥

Adv Peter Serunyele biting his tongue!

Uthini Grootman?🙈
#MadlangaCommission