Garbage Mahoney

let’s watch it all burn…together.

[Garbage Mahoney @McAwsm]

Hey! Lol. What do you do to keep the lol in your life when you’re opposite of lol but don’t wanna share because everyone else is lol’ing because I am not lol but I can’t afford therapy lol or anything else LOL.

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When your cat lies down and just the tiniest bit of them touches you it is a special kind of something.

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I wanna be good at an interesting hobby immediately after buying the supplies and churning out amazing work so I can be humble about it in public, yet here I am.

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Remember #goatse? Wild.

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@rosen_writes But! Should you have any volunteer opportunities during the weekday in the coming times, I’m open. I’d like to do something worthwhile before I become a slave to wages again.

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🎶hello unemployment my old friend. I’ve been forced into your company again. Through no fault of my own, but thanks to the greedy private equity firm needing another loan…🎶

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@rosen_writes Thank you but you are most definitely not the problem lol 😘

[Leia @TheSWPrincess]

Jason Aldean talks a lot of crap for a guy who ran off the stage without warning the audience at the Route 91 Harvest Music Festival on the Las Vegas strip on Oct 1st, 2017 (see video below).

He was AT THE MICROPHONE when the shooting started. When he realized what it was, he ran.

Because of the crowd size, the audience couldn't just run.

58 people were killed, almost 500 were injured.

I guess he has to sing about vigilante "justice" in small towns, since he didn't "take care of his own" in Vegas.

[Garbage Mahoney @McAwsm]

Lmao this guy on food trick race says they’re marking a homemade cheese cake with cream cheese and whipped topping. Dude, that’s mixing. You’re making fuck all homemade.

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@AurRhudd WOW.

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@MsRadness May her kindness always be seen as a strength until she knows how to handle herself when it’s not.

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Got back from the dentist with important info. First, no cavities. Second, she recommends eyes CLOSED for the patient’s safety but she’s zero’d in on the ridge of my right teeth so she doesn’t care if my eyes are open or shut since she can’t see them.

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You can get a ticket at Applebees to see the new Indiana Jones movie if you spend $35. Spending $35 at Applebees will also get you a franchise agreement, I hear.

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Type a period (.) into Google and you’ll get a super bizarre image as the first result on desktop and a terrifying YouTube link on mobile.

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@everymortalcare @yeti_detective I just saw her in concert last night! If she was in a pile of writhing, naked bodies, count me in. Merry prankster indeed.

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@rosen_writes And it’s right beside a pho place?!

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@MsRadness …is it where they do the stomach surgery on open water lord lord no.

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@MsRadness Same. At this rate, rich people are the worst PR an ocean can have.

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@rosen_writes That’s what I need. Big Goose Energy.

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Do you think prescription drug commercials all take place in the same universe? The Medicine Commercial Universe, or the MCU, as it could be called.