Myles Bert

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

So 100 bucks Canadian = 110000 Somalian, there are going to be se disappointed strippers in the near future

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

So I just found out the make king sized bunk beds, for you know. When kings wanna have a sleep over

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

Buying plan b on Mother's Day is kinda awkward

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

Fancy by iggy azatea honestly looks and sounds like a parody made for a movie from 2004

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

One mans trash is another mans treasure is good advice, but a Really shitty way of telling a child they are adopted

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

Instead of keep pictures of my close friends in my wallet I keep. Them in bubbles on Facebook chat #weird #samething

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

God dammit tinder, I know nobody's around me! It's your job to find people not me ! #mexicanapp

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

I hate meeting girls, they either Break your heart or best case is you fall in love get married and then one of you dies

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

8===D 💦💦

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@DjAnchor306 I think you are doing a fine job good sir

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@jennyylew @BrettStenerson guess the social media relationship never got that far:/

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@DaneCook sad yet amazingly funny .

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@DaneCook she has been looking up new crocheting tecniqes for the past 3 years

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@DaneCook tell that to my grandma with amnesia

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@jonnycraig4L did you ever think maybe that hate being washed by you? Think of there feelings dude

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

After going from gtV to gtaIV , I understand what it like to be rich, the law doesn't apply

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@GaroKharadjian @chanthebabydoll the Canadian came out I me like an hour ago and I apologized.

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@GaroKharadjian @chanthebabydoll I could get mean and nasty but not really worth it . I hope you have a good like and sorry id I offended u

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@GaroKharadjian @chanthebabydoll just swear and bitch out

[Myles Bert @McBerth]

@GaroKharadjian @chanthebabydoll if you have nothing nothing nice to say don't say anything at all. And if you have nothing to say..