Mc Chicken Bro 9

I love McChickens

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

I’m getting rounder and jollier. 4000 calories of honey and salmon a day is working. #fatwinter #bigroundbellies #wegettinghigh

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

This is major SpongeBob to ground Patrick. I’m stepping through the krusty krab. And I’m swimming in the most peculiar jellyfish fields.

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Poop bartender cut me off!
Just give me my poop!

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Booger picking is making a come back y’all just wait

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Bro nap time is bullshit bro fuck

[Giltred Neemus @Father_Pickle_]

I like some of the nubby songs, what the fuck does he know about number factories

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Rubbing my big blueberry belly

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

They called me dope dick back in Pre-K

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Who would have guessed the key to Nirvana would be jerking off twice a day and taking 50mg of Psilocybin daily

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Ayyo put that porn back on, Bro!

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Looking to protect yourself or deal some damage

[Giltred Neemus @Father_Pickle_]

Do you like my Morty

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

I am Josh

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

I don’t poop

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

I cast: Tasha’s unwiped ass

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Swisher sweet flavor idea: taco meat

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Today I was given a gift by the lord. Two actually, my eyes.

Thank you Jayden.

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Bad bitches are too powerful! They can do whatever they want.

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

Yo! Be cool be cool.

Chopped huzz is coming.

[Mc Chicken Bro 9 @McChickenBro9]

I’m at the airport hella Koreans