Taint McClaint

“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone thinks it’s easy. If it were easy everyone would do it”

[Taint McClaint @McclaintTaint]

Leaked photo of Robert Kraft soliciting a local masseuse for prostitution #RobertKraft

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Getting mandatory eyes, a smell, and 6-7 bites of my roommate’s DoorDash orders is mandatory work every time. Non-negotiable

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Sitting up late night thinking about the crazy shit I’d be doing in the Oasis right now.

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@johnny_dirtbag @NintendoAmerica we have a handful of suggested updates If you’re willing to take the call.

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Watching my buddy hit a SNF lay for thousands and I’m now laying in bed watching this dude camp in -60* weather. What even is life.

[Taint McClaint @McclaintTaint]

Candy, Jack and cokes, draft kings with the buddy kinda night.

@johnny_dirtbag

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Anthony Davis voice sound like that voiceover for the cartel members when they trynna hide their identity

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Update: wtf just happened

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Literally broke the first rule

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Watching some sports playin box and the homie out of nowhere goes “man Bieber so talented”

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D

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You’re on a solo walk and you see a female roughly the same age walking towards you. 400 feet separate you.

Do you:
A) pull out the phone and keep head down
B) cross the street
C) walk by and give a half ass smile
D) turn around and walk the other way

[Taint McClaint @McclaintTaint]

Told the girlfriend I have a burner…

I no longer have a girlfriend

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First time trying to raw dog a flight. No headphones. No phone. Nothing.

I lasted 5 minutes

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My buddy when it’s time to leave the pub

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I’m proud to be an American.

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Kinda weird just watching everyone arms swing around while walking. No? Some headphones on. Looks like everyone dancing.

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How does someone just find out they are good at Bob sledding?

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Im baaaaaaaack

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Hiccups fucking suck

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I hate watching football without the SlimeZone now #nickelodeonnfl

[Taint McClaint @McclaintTaint]

Everyday that we don’t make another sponge bob movie is a waste of time