Mccookington

I like to write funny.

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@harry___b @ThisIsLSR I see your generic Halloween Episode and raise you this; https://t.co/5JJOWNAAd7

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@ThisIsLSR I used twitter before it was even made. I trained doves to carry 140 characters to my friends in time of trend.

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@ThisIsLSR I was afraid of everything. Mostly women. Still women. #LSRdoesFreshers

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This is a chocolate covered Oreo. A CHOCOLATE BISCUIT that has been covered in- AMERICA! NO! BAD AMERICA!

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Good lord this is going to be brilliant. #USAUSAUSA

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Watching the opening credits to the World Cup on Fox is like that Simpsons episode where a Portugal does a backflip through a wheel of fire.

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What I learned from the election:

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Lighting struck in the real world at the same time it did on my weather app and now I'm afraid of witches in my phone and in the sky.

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@EmmaClaireFish they're in league with the desk tappers, sent by god as a punishment.

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I think there are people dying outside my apartment and I think it's because we lost a basketball game.

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I've been waiting my whole life to tweet that

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The donut lady told me I looked like "an ironic James Dean" this morning.

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@GeorgiaHJ1 JULY! WHEN DO YOU LEAVE THE BELOVED HOMELAND?!

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@GeorgiaHJ1 I mean I did that yesterday and it was lovely, but still

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Tea is somewhat better when drunk with the British #famalam

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I fucking love my band

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"You can't even elbow anyone in the head anymore with this game"- My Grandfather on Basketball.

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Be a good person. Karma will look after you.

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Spoke out against a silly man using homophobic lexicon. Different guy shakes my hand and gives me $5.