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@CeaseIsKing @BlueJays Juenger was DFA’d earlier this week to clear a roster spot, so the Jays flipped him instead of losing him for nothing on waivers.

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@steamedjays @DavidJ_Cole @BlueJays @rogers_rep_ @TD_Canada It's a tiny sample size. Career wise Varsho struggles vs LHPs and Sosa hits them well (102 wRC+). Front offices look at long-term predictive data, not 6 weeks of early-season noise.

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@DavidJ_Cole @BlueJays @rogers_rep_ @TD_Canada Casuals seeing a line-up change and immediately crying without realizing a lefty is throwing today.

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@justinmills6 @geoffkeighley Destiny 3 is a nice fantasy, but a full reset would’ve meant years of $0 revenue and a split player base. That’s a way faster path to a $765M loss than keeping the lights on. Armchair devving is easy; paying 1,000 employees isn't.

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@wolywood @Sportsnet @BlueJays Calling someone dumb when you’re out here struggling with basic object permanence is a massive self-own 💀

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@wolywood @Sportsnet @BlueJays Shouldn't the Raptors logo be on the guy? Sens fans can't even meme right.

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@MLB @BlueJays

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@Capt_Kirks @BlueJays @jnnl36 @TD_Canada He is 7-for-11 with two doubles and three RBIs. While dealing with vertigo. Cry harder.

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@kyleitneverends @BlueJays @TD_Canada This aged well. 2 AB's, 1 Run, 2 Hits and 3 RIBs in the 1st!

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@rrwalsh13 @BlueJays @TD_Canada Well he shut you right up didnt he.

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@Capt_Kirks @BlueJays @jnnl36 @TD_Canada Anything to say now?

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@PaulMaldonado16 @JomboyMedia Schneider argued that the other three umpires did not see the balk, questioning why Merzel was the only one to see it and called it "F**king Bullsh*t" about 5 times.

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@Roy83302633 @thevenomsite Found Zdarsky's burner account

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@CEdwardsTSN

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@ThumpyLoudfoot @MapleLeafs @Molson_Canadian Leave our physical, bottom-pairing specialist alone. Dude has a clapper and skates like the wind!

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@Bynx_Plays Why Legion over CGR?

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@MLB

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@Eklund Introduce a backcourt violation already. If you enter the offensive zone, you play in it. No more skating it back out to reset.

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@NikkiPiet @Topps

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@LifeofaDman @TSN_Sports @Sportsnet And the NHL still wonders why viewership is tanking. Yeah, totally a mystery. Couldn't possibly be because they're chopping up games and selling them off like some cash-hungry drug dealer.