McCuewans OFFICAL

OFFICIAL ACCOUNT of Texas's Number #1 married faith based stand up musical comedy duo. We're here to make you LOL (Love our Lord). CHRISTIAN

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HI! We got locke d out of our other twitter account and Twitter won't help us get back into it. Oh well! We started a new one! LOL (love our Lord) Have a Blessed Day!

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@TobieEddy The new Dungons and Dragons are even more deadly now because they cuss now

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We pray you don't let your kids go to Dungens and Dragons the movie. We have heard of a child the played the game and went crazy and started practicing wizardcraft and the occult and then stopped going to church. He's dead now. That's no movie you want your kids to see.

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if you ever want to do some funny christian stand up comedy we are happy to have you on our show

[Kirk Cameron @KirkCameron]

With a nation that is perpetuating this idea that it's good to be full of pride, especially this coming month, we have to warn children that it's humility that will lead to the good life, not pride.

Get my new book, Pride Comes Before the Fall, at https://t.co/49MxDeiQRh

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THIS IS THE KIND OF HEAVYMETAL PUNK ROCK WE LIKE

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How do y’all feel about silver Christmas trees? We are on the fence. Like it’s Christmas but trees aren’t supposed to be silver. We’ll have to talk to Pastor Steve about this

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Thanksgiving is coming up and then Christmas is right around the corner. Makes you think.

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Doing this show despite the awful awful artwork

[JT Habersaat @jtstandup]

Altercation Fest is HERE! Don’t miss exclusive Austin appearances from @jackiekashian @JAdomian @eddiepepitone @katewillett @MishkaShubaly @Henlips @MikeMacRaeMike @HEELSHXC a VERY SECRET HEADLINER + 70 more!
See the full schedule and get tix + info here: https://t.co/xBLPWkcpcT

[JT Habersaat @jtstandup]

Altercation Fest is HERE! Don’t miss exclusive Austin appearances from @jackiekashian @JAdomian @eddiepepitone @katewillett @MishkaShubaly @Henlips @MikeMacRaeMike @HEELSHXC a VERY SECRET HEADLINER + 70 more!
See the full schedule and get tix + info here: https://t.co/xBLPWkcpcT

[English Matt @PulpPit]

Altercation Comedy Festival is next week! I’ll be there and so will @jackiekashian, @JAdomian, @eddiepepitone, @katewillett, @JoshuaMclane, @MikeMacRaeMike, @HEELSHXC and much more!
Get tickets at https://t.co/NuhXgE9atN

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We Stan her. Consider us part of the Gooch Gang! No Sabrinas teenager wich either!

[dara faye @darafaye]

Mother of 3 and Free Thinker, Jamie Gooch, is warning parents everywhere about the dangers of letting your children watch Hocus Pocus 2, a movie about the harvesting of the purity of children’s souls. 😐🥴

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THIS👇

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We wish Labor Day had something more church related baked in. A day off is great and all but it would be even better if we got to get all dressed up and be in church at 630 a.m.

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The comic books movies that they should be making are like Chick comics.. Like the ones that tell you about how Motorcyle Harley bikers are doing halloween every day and maybe gonna go to hell if they don't get their acts togther

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Church is “based”

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@arynkeen It a thing Skyler Tidwell in the youth group we teach says

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Church is “based”

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It sure is hot outside. We get why Christ wore sandals!!!

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For real y’all this rocks ! We “Stan” him (Christ)

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

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Come to are Christmas Show

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We are preforming doin a Christmas show at the Fallout