Justin McCullough

Video gamer, dad, cave man (non-lawyer), and couch dweller. Lazy dogs love me. Uses tech and AI for stupid reasons. I talk in movie quotes, memes, and videos.

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

One thing I have noticed about X/Twitter since Musk took over is that once you get past the first "tier" of ads in your timeline and you mute them, it gets so much easier to mute the even shittier tiers.....

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

@GentlySpooky If the shower beer is shotgunned? Nah. It's not better. But it's up there. There's just something therapeutic about going all in on an orange in the shower with no anxiety for making a mess on you or your surroundings.

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

One of the things I remember about staying home from school when I was a kid, was the joy I felt if I actually got to stay home. My smile grew even bigger at the realization that I got to watch Bob Barker force a yodeler up a mtn on The Price Is Right.

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

Can we take a moment to recognize how badass the dropship captain in Aliens (Corporal Ferro) was for wearing fucking aviator sunglasses in space?

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

If these deer attractants and bait being sold in stores are so popular, then why aren't the deer going crazy and breaking in to get at these so called "attractants"? I don't think they work that well.

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

Oh sorry, I had to jump over here to determine if I was seeing my my computer screen correctly or if it's just a sneeze from 5 months ago I didn't think was that bad....

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

Note to self: If you play guitar and want to get into a weird place, surprise yourself musically and creatively, then turn off all the lights and mess with the knobs on your pedalboard.

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

Are you supposed to find gummy remnants inside your belly button? And then eat it? Asking for a friend....

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

If you need to know what I look like getting ready for work tomorrow, please refer to the Dumb and Dumber makeover montage.

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

Yes, this tweet does make me old.

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

Who is this Andrew Tate guy? Is he like the new Tony Robbins trying to get people to be more alpha or something?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

👏WHO👏THE👏HELL👏LEAKED👏MY👏SLEEP👏NUMBER?👏THAT👏SHIT👏WAS👏MY👏PERSONAL👏BUSINESS!👏

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

Took my garbage down to my car to go drive it to the dumpster. I put it in the passenger seat, then ran some errands (even drive-thru), came back and parked and just realizing my garbage bag was a great co-pilot. Is that why people keep all that trash in their cars?

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

Just callin' a spade a spade, and this might not be an original take, but Funko Pops are the world circling back again to beanie babies.

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

I've been pooping liquid for 3 days. It's really messing with my head that I ate Taco Bell tonight and afterwards it's the first time I've pooped a solid loaf. #poop #poopschedule

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

You ever just daydream during work about your dogs butt tuft? So fluffy!

[Justin McCullough @McCullster]

I'm learning that my Plex server I built needs some downtime. It has been struggling with so many tasks lately with no time for itself to just catch up. So now I'm giving mental health days to a computer because it has to deal with me. See, I don't need therapy!