There is no Melanie, only Zuul

A bunch of em dashes in a trench coat. She/her

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

Look at me. I am the laptop now.

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

@JaxEsq

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@ChroniclesOfAzu 5 languages in a trenchcoat

[FanficTalk @FanficTalk]

Check out our first of many blog posts honoring our #GoldenInkAwards winners! Congratulations again to PinsandKneazles on winning Best Slow Burn for your story Witchful Thinking! Click the link 👇for more on this story.

https://t.co/TgQ7oCtRDl

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

"This isn't even my final form."

#TaylorSwift #TSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTourParis #GettyImages

[FanficTalk @FanficTalk]

Calling all tech savy folks! Our #WritingCommunity is looking for someone to help manage the backend of our site! Can be temporary or ongoing based on the individual's preference. Message us today, if interested! #webservers #MYSQL #cPanel #PHP

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

Everyone: You are without a doubt the worst headliner I've ever heard of.

Eric Church: But you have heard of me.

[Jason Feffer @ThatsFeffedUp]

I wonder if all the angry MAGA #Stagecoach viewers understand the point that Eric Church is using his platform to make.

That similar to Rock n Roll, Country music owes everything to black - primarily gospel - music…

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[FanficTalk @FanficTalk]

Hello? Is this thing on? What day is it, out there? It's WHEN??? Oh no.....it seems like something's off with the timeline....

Okay, can you check back in tomorrow? I've got some work to do because if this is what I think it is, we're in some serious trouble.
#InkysReviewEvent

[FanficTalk @FanficTalk]

Members of the universe, there's been a theft of time! Learn more about what you can do to help the Time Agency catch this Thief and restore order to the timeline as soon as possible here: https://t.co/NSuLXNQ66y
#InkysReviewEvent

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

BILBO: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!

EVERY HOBBIT IN THE AUDIENCE:

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

@barelytolerabIe I lost it 😂

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

“Oh my god, they were co-owners!” 👀

[Sydney Lake @syddlake]

Millennials are ‘carpooling for homes’ by teaming up with non-romantic co-buyers because of the disastrous state of the housing market | @FortuneMagazine

https://t.co/9SYKDEZxqz

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

@starlitcastles Sure!

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

Credit to @xoruffitup
😙🤌🏻

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

Fanfic writers will really post things like this and then expect us to be okay and move on with our lives

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

@barelytolerabIe I still think about this all the time

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

Me as I finally stop sleeping on All Creatures Great and Small and try to avoid spoilers while I catch up on earlier seasons.

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

@starlitcastles What a sweet baby, I’m so sorry for your loss, Di!

[There is no Melanie, only Zuul @MCD_writes]

@barelytolerabIe I always feel like this, though the funny thing is I went to a NYE party like this one year at some swanky SaMo hotel about 10 years ago and after being there about 20 minutes I was ready to leave. 😂