Luke M

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN’s @ShamsCharania.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR! YOU CAN’T LIE LIE LIE! HITLER!

[Luke M @McElroy_Luke]

@mrkevinconnolly hey E give @Jerrythekid21 his money or atleast give a reason as to why you believe he is not owed this money!! Don’t be a scumbag E….

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Congrats to Virginia freshman Emma Weyant, the woman who would have won tonight’s NCAA title in the 500 meter if women’s sports were still sane. https://t.co/KYYKbIr8nt

[RSBN 🇺🇸 @RSBNetwork]

Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

.@McDonalds I know I’m not the only one… do the right thing for the people. We miss the snack wrap. All of us.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FedorovMykhailo Starlink service is now active in Ukraine. More terminals en route.

[Rob Demovsky @RobDemovsky]

Just finished a beat writer's session with Packers GM Brian Gutekunst.

Among the highlights ...

*He and Rodgers agreed last summer to "sit down and work it out one way or another" this offseason but never promised a trade.

*The franchise tag is a last resort for Davante Adams

[Luke M @McElroy_Luke]

@ohrnberger Sources say that his brother and fiancé are actually hooking up behind his back. This is exactly what they wanted Mahomes to do….

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

We have food shortages and inflation here. Our government is sending over $300 million to the Taliban. Put that in your gas tank this morning.

[Luke M @McElroy_Luke]

@Gritz_Blitz I’m going jeudy. Just pulled Cooper didn’t participate pregame. Broncos will have to throw vs KC

[angelique @chengelis]

Michigan running back Blake Corum used his NIL money to purchase turkeys distributed today in two Ypsilanti communities in what he calls “Giving Back 2 Give Thanks”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

For Real Bruins Fans Eyes Only: I don’t want anybody who is giving up on this team back on the bandwagon when we win this thing in 7. No pink hats allowed. If you don’t believe in the boys in that room we don’t want you. #bruinsin7

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Team Diamondhands #bitcoin

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

In honor of Rappaport getting his ass kicked in court here is the time I put his lawyers in a mental torture chamber

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

🚨🚨🚨

A @CNN director is caught on video admitting that the focus of CNN's news coverage in 2020 was "to get Trump out of office" & that they engaged in "propaganda" to make it happen.

CNN isn't a news organization, they're a Democrat Super PAC!!!

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

On the biggest stage and in the biggest moments, you always came through. You never lost that chip on your shoulder and you never let anyone define you as a person or player. I’m proud of you Jules. Love you @edelman11

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP DMX. Legend. https://t.co/wSOHcsmwna