James

[seriousface⭐⭐ @FaceSeriousCFC]

Not 1 of these wankers went to football before Covid.

[Radu Cristian @raducrisanx]

Savinho hattrick at the Etihad, for Spurs.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 The Norwegian Football Federation has lodged a complaint with FIFA over Donald Trump's involvement in the Folarin Balogun suspension case. 🇳🇴

Norway believes political intervention in FIFA disciplinary matters is unacceptable and insists the incident should not go without consequences.

(Source: @thetimes)

[Chris Ainsworth @beefy1606]

HELP !!

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Tottenham are expected to be priced out of a move for RB Leipzig winger Yan Diomande, with his £80M valuation deemed too high.

Liverpool and Manchester United are viewed as more realistic suitors for the 19-year old winger, who has scored 8 goals and made 6 assists in 21 matches for RB Leipzig this season.

(Source: Football Insider)

[Ashton-u-Lyne RFC @AshtonRFC]

Join the Ashton Valkyries T1 team!
Our T1 Touch Rugby crew has been putting in the hard work since September, and now we’re ready for the best part — game time! We are officially looking to lock in some fixtures before the end of the season, and we want YOU

[Oscar Patel, Apparently @HendrickD82]

Gabriel wasn't lying on the floor with a catastrophic knee injury.

Hardly the same thing.

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber.

Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie.

Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract).

Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Gyokeres.

Did your second-choice striker get injured? No problem, here’s £70m for Eze.

No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇫🇷🗣️ Former French footballer Jimmy Cabot has SLAMMED the ‘BEST COMEBACK’ award given to Paul Pogba at the Globe Soccer Awards:

“Matthieu Udol — four cruciate ligament injuries, back as a starter in a Ligue 1 first team by the winter break with RC Lens.

Nabil Bentaleb — cardiac arrest, several months out, returns to score the winning goal for Lille.

Pogba suspended for doping: they give him a trophy.” 🥶

[Ashton-u-Lyne RFC @AshtonRFC]

The first social touch rugby session tonight was a huge success at the club - Wednesday, senior players and coaches were all involved for a fun evening of rugby in the sun! See you all next week for another hour of pulled hamstrings, bad backs and good times 🏉🔴🟡⚫

[James @MCFCJPB]

@S3mpa @ManUtdFaceValue Some fan you are

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

This is exactly what Haaland meant btw

[Ashton-u-Lyne RFC @AshtonRFC]

We’re thrilled about today and how much everyone enjoyed it, great to see so many enjoying playing rugby. We are always recruiting players for our junior section. If you are interested please get in touch ❤️🏉

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

I feel like some people have forgotten what Mason Greenwood did, the guy should’ve never been given a second chance to play football let alone play for Jamaica national team, he is a Sexual Predator and a rapist.

Here’s a reminder of what he done.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Sounds like a plan 👀

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

THAT MOMENT. ON REPEAT.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

📹 @BBCSport

[Ashton-u-Lyne RFC @AshtonRFC]

🎺 And were off! 🎺

Foden's Band kicking off Tameside Whit Friday Brass Band Contest at Ashton Rugby Club.

##WhitFriday #BrassBand #BandContest

[Ashton-u-Lyne RFC @AshtonRFC]

Get ready for an evening of spectacular performances and musical excellence! We are thrilled to invite you to our highly anticipated BrassBandContest. Whether you’re a music enthusiast or simply looking for a fun and entertaining event, this is an occasion you won’t want to miss

[Ashton-u-Lyne RFC @AshtonRFC]

Cup Winners
After a back and forth affair against a strong York RI 4, we ran out 35-28 winners
MOTM Thomas Parker scored a hat trick and was vital in all of our good work today
Thank you to everyone who put a shirt on and all of the travelling supporters, what a day for the club

[Ashton-u-Lyne RFC @AshtonRFC]

Our under 11’s played in the Cheshire festival today, competing in seven games. The team smashed it, they did themselves and the club proud. They stuck together throughout and proved what a great team they are becoming! We are sure days like this will live long in the memory!