Topher McG

Glaswegian in D&G

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

For nationalists who are looking through my bio and tweets to determine who or what I am, I'll save you the bother. You will not like what you see I am a unionist.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

EMPLOYEE NOTICE Relocated 😂😂

Due to the current financial situation caused by the present actions in Iran and impact on the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to American actions, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

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[Topher McG @McgTopher]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Oh feck off, last week it was Russia, will some one please put grown ups in charge. between coke heads, war mongorers and ar$ehole politicians my head is absolutley busting

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

@eurofounder Im only here for the replies... im astounded by the bites you recieve on your posts lol

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

@benonwine 2, KJV & NKJV

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Penny for the thoughts of the good people of Pyongyang tonight

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

@benonwine Left the magic powder at home

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

@benonwine Hot water knocked stupid

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

@GBNEWS If he looks hard enough he'll find sympathy. It's in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@FFS_WhatNow Roses of crimson
And silvery stars
I do love her videos
Ranting in cars.

Give her a diamond
Or snowy white pearl
It won't make her happy
She's still not a girl.

I'd find it quite tragic
I'd be quite heartsick
If only dear India
Wasn't a prick.

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

@WindyWilson88 Been snowing in Dumfries & Galloway

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

Oh how this makes me smile

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@xDaily He’s obviously super racist against white people. I dare that scumbag to sue me. Go ahead, make my day …

[Gillian Flavell @FlavellG]

Our Blackadder…🇬🇧

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'What we have seen over the last few days is the end of the Labour's Party's relationship with the white working class'

David Starkey says white working class people are the only group not allowed to have 'community leaders'.
Watch in full: https://t.co/bnMOvOKmFj

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

#NewProfilePic

[Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25]

Send ministers, not riot police, to listen to the #EnoughIsEnough protesters! In a true democracy, citizens have the right to voice their concerns and oppose policies like Muslim Brotherhood immigration. We in the Middle East have expelled them; why should you give them a home at the expense of your own country's safety? If you deploy forces to protect a mosque but fail to safeguard a nursery, perhaps you should be governing in Hamas-controlled areas in Gaza or ISIS-controlled regions in Syria, not in England. Protect everyone, or you fail as a leader.

When young people witness tragedies like babies being harmed and the government fails to protect them, their anger is justified. Don’t silence these voices—address the root causes. By stifling dissent, you hand extremists the narrative they crave. This isn’t about racism or political ideology; it’s about loving your country and holding leaders accountable for protecting their citizens. In my country, the UAE, the Muslim Brotherhood is banned.

#london #FarRight

[Lisa @aquitainexox]

@EssexPR @tonymc42 Whilst they give £11.6 BILLION to overseas climate change aid but screw our pensioners!

[Queen Natalie 👑 @TheNorfolkLion]

The footage we’ve all been waiting to see #ManchesterAirport

It’s clear now for EVERYONE to see what happened.

Fking scumbags punching a woman like that.
https://t.co/iKJp3amBMu

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

In need of a scottish conveyancy solicitor in SW area.. 1 that won't rip the absolute arse out of fees

[Topher McG @McgTopher]

@ArgyleBecky @MarkW_1965 As much as I agree with peoples views on this, I think if we are to be honest the snp will not be the only party who would implement or support this. We would probably be lucky if 5% of elected politicians of all persuations would be against it