Aaron Mc Guinness

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Pellegrini has said we all have to be in bed for 11pm but I've still got a mountain of ironing to get through. It isn't going to iron itself

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I think my Hoover is blocked. Maybe not completely blocked but there is a definite loss of suction.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I thought phone was ringing but it wasn't my phone, it was Frank Lampard's phone. We have the same ringtone.

[Aaron Mc Guinness @McGuinness232]

"@edballsmp: Ed Balls" @concordconor @_garethh @_OisinQ @jamesmore97

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[TYSON FURY @Tyson_Fury]

Where's the fucking prick @mrdavidhaye u better take this fight feb 8 u ugly little prick!!

[Kevin Martin @KKevinmartin11]

@_OisinQ funniest thing you ever said #nopace

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Retweet for Adnan Januzaj to win man of the match against Sunderland. #mufc

[Aaron Mc Guinness @McGuinness232]

This is a fucking joke!

[Kyle McGuinness @KyleMcGuinness4]

Piranha DD is the worst film I've ever watched..

[Derry GAA @Doiregaa]

Faughanvale grab a last minute winner in the @ONeills1918 MFC 'B' final: Tir na nOg 1-09 @FaughanvaleGAA 2-07. #GAA

[Derry GAA @Doiregaa]

Comhghairdeas @FaughanvaleGAA - @ONeills1918 Minor 'B' Football Champions 2013. #GAA

[Shane Kealey @ShaneKealey]

Purdy for the Derry senior job

[Aaron Mc Guinness @McGuinness232]

Ballotelli has just missed a penalty. #crazyweekend

[Aaron Mc Guinness @McGuinness232]

"@UberFacts: Having excessive body hair is linked to higher intellect." @Owenzy97 this can't be right?

[Jason Kerr @Jasonkerr96]

I'm a wanted man in South Derry lol

[Gareth @cadeanfoc]

The south derry bias is never going to change. At the end of the day we were beat (unfairly maybe), thanks for the support weve had all year