Paul McGuinness

Sales manager, film buff, connoisseur of Bordeaux & St. Emillion red wine.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

@Themonamix You haven't sent me a message Monami. I'd definitely have remembered you! x

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

@Alliexfcb You're very beautiful Allie. x

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

@ask2Huma I think you should marry me right now and have two kids with me. x

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

@LannelDelpulli Epouse-moi! Maintenant. x

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

@annasecretaire Epouse-moi maintenant!

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

That's because for years I was an inveterate clock-watcher who couldn't wait for 5pm on Fridays to hit the pubs & clubs, get pissed and have a weekend of one-night-stands, drunkenness & debauchery. But I'm 40 years old now and those days are behind me.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

Aw darlin', that's really nice of you to say that, but once I make a decision I never go back on it. I have been happy with our team, but I must think about the future. ☺️

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

Yeah, it's more money and more responsibility, but I turned 40 last week and it's time for me to move on again, and focus even more on my career. This job will set me up for life and I will stay there until I retire.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

Hi Vanessa. Yes it's true that I'm leaving. It's nothing personal and I will miss you lot, but I've been offered a job as a Head of Department in Milton Keynes.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

So what?! Big deal! I was married to a girl who looked like a supermodel, but she was an out of control alcoholic and cokehead. There's more to marriage than just great sex, sonny boy! You'll learn that if you and Kerry get married. 😊😊😊😊

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

Well, then I met somebody else, had an affair and we got divorced.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

Nah, it was worse than that. I didn't know every Friday girly night out with all those posh girls from the modelling agency she was a habitual binge-drinking alcoholic who indulged in 'A wee line of coke' when they all went out clubbing. She lost her job and ended up in rehab.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

Yes, but do you see my point? It's only when you marry someone and move in with them that you find out what they're really like. The same thing happened to me, I married the most beautiful girl I had ever seen and it became a nightmare after a few months.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

Yes Andy, Denise is back in the office, she came back to work on Monday. It's only been 2 months since her big Vegas wedding and the honeymoon cruise and she regrets marrying that guy already.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

No, I was just leaving as all the England fans were arriving for the World Cup. It was the best 3 weeks of my life. Kiera says I should get a green card and move there. Which is very tempting. The heat was unbearable though.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

Hi Matt. My holiday in Miami was great. Hooked up with stunning girl called Kiera, a dancer at Clevelander South Beach Club. She's been a dancer at Moulin Rouge, Paradis Latin & Crazy Horse all in Paris. Gorgeous, very sexy. I didn't want to come home.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

South Beach is the best place in Miami, vibrant nightlife, lots of sunshine, cool bars, great clubs and beautiful girls in bikinis everywhere.

[Paul McGuinness @McguinnessPaul]

Sorry mate, I'm on annual leave for 2 weeks at that time. I'm going to Florida to top up my tan, drink lots of ice cold Coors beer and enjoy the Miami nightlife.