Mark McGuire

Today is the day, but for what i have no idea! Lets live life and get daft!!!

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@JohnnyVegasReal I have the perfect addition to your glamping site 😉

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@Jumpman23 air Jordan’s are designed for basketball players (big feet) etc…. Went to 4-5 shops recently and no size 12’s 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@ElonMuskAOC Why?

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@KLM_UK @KLM first long haul with KLM. Baggage left in AMS, things happen, but you are told delivery by 10pm next day & it doesn’t that’s a problem & your supposed to work, no clothes, toiletries or laptop! Seriously disappointed, hope business class upgrade offered on RTN

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@LewisCapaldi I’ll sell you a real home made Parmo (google it) for £10k, I need a new engine for my car, you game? 🤞🏻🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@jamesmartinchef are you loosing your touch Mr Martin?

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@FinishUK not impressed with your product, no pre wash needed, be a hand wash when finished is!

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@LidlGB Nope, went straight in bin and went to another supplier. Unreal!

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@LidlGB don’t think I will@be coming back. 2nd visit and this… tut tut!
Never had this issue at Aldi

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

I am fundraising for Alzheimer's Research UK. The GNR is a bucket list item but a massive life challenge. Can you help. Please@share and give generously Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/WeTt6FzJP8

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@JamesBlunt Unlucky 13, you need to sell more 👍🏼

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@PJ_wndrlnd @samaritans A moment of silence for a stranger to listen can be all you need to make a difference 👍🏼

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

Wish me luck and help in anyway you can no matter how great or small. Great North Run 2023 here I come!!

I'm fundraising for Alzheimer's Research UK. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/1rNOWl6FSp

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@PaoloNutini don’t you think there is a good resemblance between you and Charlie Chaplin 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@bernieslaven I have a George camsell XI program for a thornaby cup game in the 50’s I believe and a Harry clasper telegram confirming a place on the boro game 1945 for grandfather 👍🏼👍🏼

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@piersmorgan the bookies had you down as 50/1 for new mayor of London….shall I save my money??

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@TeesworksUK 19:39 and they are still standing 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@RedcarCleveland this is getting ridiculous and it’s bloody annoying 😡😡

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[Mark McGuire @McGuireSquirrel]

@nicolalalalala Behind you 👀