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I try to be ethnic on a daily basis

[chefkids @girlflopping]

dress is low key giving balls

[👁‍🗨 @McHot_McGhandi]

And that’s on the free market

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@dimariokart That is so absolutely metal

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is someone walking a pig in gossip girl?!?!??

[👁‍🗨 @McHot_McGhandi]

I hate it when my hot and sexy girlfriend tries to kiss me while I’m watching Yugioh! 😫😖😭

[👁‍🗨 @McHot_McGhandi]

S3E4 of Gossip Girl is the best episode of TV ever

[👁‍🗨 @McHot_McGhandi]

Next time you forget you’re Blair Waldorf, remember that I’m Chuck Bass

[👁‍🗨 @McHot_McGhandi]

Me: “So, who is Naomi Campbell?”

Emily: “That’s a crazy question to ask”

[👁‍🗨 @McHot_McGhandi]

@dimariokart Why does dnd need good luck

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My type is 3 dudes

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Boston is my Gotham

[emily @likeitsdecaf]

had to open the crunchiest program at work today

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@headrushthought He’s obsessed

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I walk at a rate of 28 grapes/mile

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The gay Frenchman is my favorite gossip girl

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Eat dirt and kiss each other

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@likeitsdecaf will never beat the whimsical allegations

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They deserve the platypus treatment; venom and cloaca

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I think bears should lay eggs

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@headrushthought @likeitsdecaf I can’t even begin to explain my parents but they are sisterless and I am with sister so I’m better?

[👁‍🗨 @McHot_McGhandi]

@likeitsdecaf cracked the code yesterday when she figured out that neither of my parents have sisters but I do