Matt Christopher

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@cnnbrk Wemby is a dirty player.

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@Readpotato @ABC Blocked

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@Theoldp Six seven

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@ryenarussillo Already forgot about it.

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@SpursLegion @OldTakesExposed Lololololol

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@BarstoolBigCat You lie down and close your eyes. Preferably in your own bed.

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@colinokeefe And real good and getting picked off at 1st.

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The mariners pitching is like having explosive diarrhea.

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@MLB @Athletics Enjoy 96°F at 8pm.

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@BarstoolBigCat Bananas

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@NBA Flop city.

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@TridentTrue The vibes are low.

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Muñoz blowing it again.

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@NBCNews Life

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@RollingStone @Darth_Pingu Same reason Born in the USA gets mistaken for a patriotic song. We’re full of idiots.

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@NBA Everybody flopped well.

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@BBGreatMoments 90s Indians.

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Taylor Swift lookin’ like a baddie.

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@notthefakeSVP Saratoga!

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@BBGreatMoments Ken Cloude