Jesse McLaren

Didn't pay for Twitter Blue.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Wow, this is actually inspiring.

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If they made Friday the 13th in these woke times the killer wouldn't be Jason, it would would be a woman with emotional trauma related to motherhood.

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Thank you for reading and all of your kind words.

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My father suffers from PTSD as a result of his time as a 9/11 first responder. Last year while laying in the hospital after an attempt drink himself to death, he told me about a funny thing that happened at Ground Zero.

His story inspired a year-long hunt for a lost piece of art.

I wrote about it for @vulture edited by @megh_wright

https://t.co/eFha3NR9XD

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@JenniferMascia Wow! Rémy told me there was one ad that made it in a magazine that they were worried about because it implied a Canadian "invasion" of Southern Manhattan. I wonder if this was it.

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In my years of trying to get my father into rehab centers, I was shocked to learn that mental illness and PTSD is not conditions covered by the 9/11 Health Fund. I hope that changes.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

@noradottcool I'm so sorry to hear that, thank you for your kind words ❤️

[Jordan @notquitecorn]

Oh!

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

My father will always struggle with his harrowing memories as a 9/11 first responder. His only positive one got us talking again. https://t.co/DrmF5mWK6B

[Megh Wright @megh_wright]

really enjoyed working with @McJesse on this piece please read it!!!! https://t.co/HilDepUA2v

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I'm visiting this website for the first time in a long while. You people live like this? I feel like Marty arriving at Biff's Casino.

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The man most offended by the idea of a Black European is a white African.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Elon Musk‘s campaign against Christopher Nolan epic 'The Odyssey' just deepened.

The tech mogul wrote on his social media service X that his AI tool Grok Imagine would create a “full-length” feature version of Homer’s Greek myth https://t.co/KhdIyzM9x4

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@RobRobbins33044 @ProjectLincoln Sir this is a photo of Scooby Doo.

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Trump's State Fair is so abandoned the Scooby Doo gang showed up.

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@smelltheasphalt @aintscarylarry Your*

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@JackMac fOR coMpaRiSoN Pardon My Take has 112k YouTube views over the past week. Colbert has 30 million+.

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Reminder that Trump has always been a joke. This is before Trump was a Republican. Before Obama was even elected. Trump had no idea what the 13 stripes on the flag represented.

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CLIP OF TRUMP ON COLBERT IN 2007 ADMITTING HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE 13 STRIPES ON THE FLAG REPRESENT.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

This week on LateNighter’s Inside Late Night podcast, 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' writer Jesse McLaren looks back on his path from 'Colbert Report' intern and viral BuzzFeed creator to Kimmel staffer, with stories about Oscar jokes, wax-figure pranks, celebrity… https://t.co/4gp4FkHvNu

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Disgusting. Somebody made a sick website counting down until Baby Yoda turns 180.

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To everyone who said “I’d even take George W Bush over this guy!” Congrats, you got him!

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Bill Clinton is testifying in front of Congress, everyone's obsessed with female ice skaters, there's a new Scream movie, the nineties are back baby!