Bethany Elle

-sheffield lass living in doncaster

-28

-she/her

-♈

-spoonie

-in my showgirl era

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

Ayyeeee! Managed to get booked in @FamersDog as part of my boyfriend's birthday prezzie. Cannot wait! 🤩🤩🤩

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

why does no one care about the fact that we’re projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y’all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

Once went to Paris with college...

Me: Je voudrais un croissant avec jambon et fromage sil vous plait
Friend: But we don't know if they speak English
Me: Parlez vous anglais?
Guy at restaurant: Yes. We're from Sheffield.

Did I mention... I went to the Sheffield College...

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

Me trying to order in French at a Paris restaurant:

Me: Je voudrais le... um... le poulet... avec... ah...

Waiter: Shall I speak English, sir?

Me: No no I got it. Je suis... no wait that's I am. Um.

Waiter: (waiting)

Me: Le poulet avec... le... sauce?

Waiter: The chicken with sauce.

Me: Oui. Yes. That one.

Waiter: And for sides?

Me: (points at menu)

Waiter: The potatoes?

Me: Oui.

Waiter: And to drink?

Me: Um. Le... eau?

Waiter: Water. Of course.

Me: Merci.

Waiter: You're welcome. Your French is coming along.

Me: (knows it is not coming along)

Me: Merci.

Waiter: You said that already.

Me:

Me:

Me: Baguette.

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

I've just listened to our Eurovision song for the first time... nice to know we won't win again... wtf was that?! Eins Zwei Drei... nah not my cuppa tea.

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

And before anyone says to me "but you didn't vote!" There were no local elections in Doncaster as we had ours last year... and I voted Green then. 🤪

[𝕶𝖆𝖙🕷️ @katwrightxx]

I hope everyone who sat there on their high horse as always with the attitude of “I’m not going to vote, my vote is pointless” have a shit day

Remeber this election; no vote was a vote for letting reform get ahead

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

Disappointed, but honestly... and sadly... not surprised.

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

My Grandad sadly his battle with Dementia the other week. The award for the worst possible timing for a postal delivery goes to this @purecremation flyer that I received today. Honestly I couldn't help but laugh. If I didn't laugh, I'd have cried.

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

Tell your loved ones you love them.
So thankful the last thing I said to him was "I love you Grandad. See you soon."

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

My Grandad has dementia.
I don't see him much, but I saw him and my Nannan on Saturday. When I saw him, he smiled and went, "Bethany!"
I then smiled back and went, "Hi Grandad."
And he said "Hello" back.
He's a man of very few words now. But that meant so much.

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

Interval Tweet! Oh my word. What a show @Starlightlondon is 😍😍😍

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

On a train, to London, to see a musical about trains, in London. #Trainseption

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

#TheApprentice did anyone actually Google Translate it?

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

Genuine question... has anyone watched telemarketing live, thought someone waa doing a crap job, then and realised they were watching the #TheApprentice candidates for that year?

[Aimee @rosespvtsch]

just going to share this one more time as a reminder and in case anyone who didn't get the chance to donate at the actual show wants to 🥲 it's so clear how much save the children means to reneé, i really hope we've helped raise a lot of money for them 🫶🏻
https://t.co/QBvhUsb6uz

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

@vitt2tsnoc 6 years later... can confirm "you're on mute" is STILL a line I say on the daily at work...

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

@KimariRoseVA I met my partner during lockdown. We matched with each other, spent 6 months chatting and getting to know each other. And then when we could, we went out on a date. 5 years later and we're still together. Honestly covid was a good thing in some respects...

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

@chlxali @reneerapp @youngexwives OMG girl!!! Please can I print some of these and put them in my scrapbook? (I'll RT!) We were in the nosebleeds last night and I really would like a decent picture of Reneé from last night to put in my book! 😍🥰

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

And yes I know it was too soon... but I just wanted to make light out of a situation which occurred.

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

Just wanna say hi to the girl who laughed when I said to my boyfriend "Remember when I said we don't talk about Mean Girls, obviously we don't sing it either." as we were walking to the Travelodge after Renee Rapp's concert in Manchester last night. Glad that gave you a giggle!

[em @perriesdeluca]

If ur going to a concert please for the love of god eat and drink before. The amount of times Renee had to stop the show tonight in Manchester was insane

[Bethany Elle @MckBethy]

@AussieLiv10 @heartofsmine Did they? We were seated (nosebleeds) and it was really warm up there. Couldn't even tell a fan was on 😅🙈