Laura

Dundee🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 32👵🏻 A&R🧡

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

I’d like socials to stop targeting me, it’s rude tbh

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Heartwrenching that is 😭 what a fkn game though 🧡

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Firesticks gonna get a can of whoop ass tonight with showing the united game

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

You’re wrong if you think this is flinginflangin new? Kevin was first and got his fresh milk every day. If you know.. you know.

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Austin’s 3 day growth spurt and broken voice is annoying me so much more than it should 🤣🤣 #ginnyandgeorgia

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Applying for jobs these days is wild, they literally just asked me if I got free dinners at school if I left after 1980. Then had to scroll to find ‘woman’ when they asked my gender.

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Fuck sake Josh coulda been sleeping ages ago #TaylorEssuman

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Wtf is the deal with no driving tests available literally anywhere in Scotland, absolute shambles??

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

It’s Easter, no fkn Christmas 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what’s the deal with couches covered in presents and 109 eggs???

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

@DenizEdaAktan @katyperry If I was offered a trip to space, I wouldn’t pass it up worrying about if a stranger on twitter needs to have cereal tomorrow cause ur eggs cost more than ur health insurance.

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

@DenizEdaAktan @katyperry No her fault you can’t afford eggs is it

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Watching HALO and was right into it til I realised that 117 is Pornstache from OINTB and now I can’t focus on anything else 🤣🤣

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Shows how long I’ve no watched soaps when everyone’s greeting about Martin dying, and I’m like that’s not Martin… quick google to find out he replaced the original like 10 years ago🤣🤣

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Had a movie night with the kids. Watched The Wild Robot. Started off me cosying them with my arm round them both, ended with Alice cosying me, her arm round me telling me ‘it’s ok mum it’s not the end yet’. Wasn’t emotionally prepared for that movie 🥲 10/10 tho

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Rewatching one tree hill in ur 30s and realising its now Dan Scott you fancy 👀

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

🥹 please

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

안녕하세요 Lee Jung-jae 🫰🏾

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Need a tree surgeon to knock one of these guys out #UsykFury2

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

Probably the only reality thing I watch these days.. but sit the whole time scratching my head at why these people even signed up for this in the first place, and no fists get thrown.. cause I could never 🤣💀 #TheUltimatum

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

How annoying is it when Wikipedia begs you for money, it’s a 5 week month let me research how old Chandler’s mum is now in peace

[Laura @mckenzie_X]

I jusy watched this and all I could think about was @NevSchulman shaking his head in disbelief for 1hr22mins

[HannahB @HannahB859]

I just know Nev Schulman’s jaw was on the ground the whole time during this #SweetBobby