We are among the biggest fools in history if we keep on paying people to make us hate each other. Whether it is called by pretty names like “multiculturalism,” “diversity” or “gender awareness,” that is what it all boils down to.
Original pick up lines compiled by me. I have more .
20. “If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”
19. “I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
18. “For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.”
17. “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
16. “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
15. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
14. “There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
13. “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
12. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”
11. “Would you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”
10. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
9. “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.”
8. “Hey, how are you? Wait, I didn’t ask how you looked!”
7. “Be unique and different, say yes.”
6. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
5. “Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.”
4. “Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”
3. “You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”
2.Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”
1. “Do you know much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice…hello, I’m Joe
Every time you message, it’s the same pathetic, broke nonsense. Do you think I have time for your worthless existence? That will be the last time I lower myself to reply to your broke ass. You’re beneath me.