McK

[mark normand @marknorm]

Social media is like looking in the fridge over & over. You know there's nothing good but you check it so many times that eventually you start consuming things you don't even like

[McK @MckHorn]

@Gemberlicking @JoinTheDynasty @UntitledImprov

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Why don’t they just make the entire balloon out of the black box?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

“There is no hint from space that anyone or anything in the universe will arrive to save us from ourselves. It is we alone who care about us.”

(Starry Messenger: Cosmic Perspectives on Civilization; Chapter 1: Truth & Beauty)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

Happy Thanksgiving! My family and I were sorta thinking we’d do our OWN version of Thanksgiving dinner. A roasted turkey with mashed potatoes, stuffing and green bean casserole sides.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Damn it feels good to be a Michigander.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Powerful

[Joel McHale @joelmchale]

.@alisonbrie @kenjeong @dannypudi @YNB @donaldglover @GillianA @peacock @SonyTV @CommunityTV

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

news

[McK @MckHorn]

@ComedyBangBang Not really a bit.. but Paul had the Lauren pin on his lapel at every stop and I thought that was pretty sweet

[McK @MckHorn]

#cbbtour22 #QRIP
Royal Oak, baby

[Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman]

Hmmm what argument am I going to win on @Twitter today?

[McK @MckHorn]

@marisanti1996 NO ONE CARES!!!!!

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

CNN just reported I can now gay marry my gun.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I hate not knowing where to put all this rage & sadness.
Oh my #Boston

[McK @MckHorn]

#sixseasonsandamovie

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I believe gun control starts at conception.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

This Chick-fil-A scandal has got me worried. I want to go to Arby’s but I don’t know where they stand on the unrest in Syria.