McKika

Plucky, fun lovin' & bitter

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

Leave my son’s head out of your FUCKING HOUSE

[McKika @McKika]

@ptolts Why is no one addressing the chef boyardee?

[McKika @McKika]

@bejohnce Will watch you boy band dance til the end of time. Love the tap break too, so cool!

[McKika @McKika]

@ptolts Yeah anything to buy more apple products CAPITALIST

[doomer @uncledoomer]

doing this at every table at the flea market before leaving without buying anything

[McKika @McKika]

@lauralloyd Non alcoholic real estate

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me: I hate Country
Beyoncé: I like Country
Me:

[wilderness proponent @JTommins]

my dude is fucking back!!!!

[McKika @McKika]

Given birth twice now and couldn’t describe either of my drs if my life depended on it

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Adele gets emotional after seeing the doctor who delivered her baby at her show in Las Vegas.

[Dan Licata @danlicatasucks]

maybe this time it will be on HBO so they can show breasts 🙏

[McKika @McKika]

@ptolts Just get pregnant. I’m on texting terms with like 4 specialists these days.

[McKika @McKika]

Hold tight @ROOTS

[McKika @McKika]

@ptolts no matter how many times I say I'm not interested in college sports, all I get are college sports tweets.

[McKika @McKika]

You can't trust a blonde couple

[McKika @McKika]

Where do you get off @Spotify who do you think you are

[McKika @McKika]

I feel attacked.

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Those of us who have always hated mushrooms watching The Last of Us:

[McKika @McKika]

Walking past my "dog" on the couch

[McKika @McKika]

gave the whole family gastro for xmas