mpls_mickey

Print Project Manager and Volunteer fear fighter.

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[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Simply the best.
Thank you, Alex.

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I walked into a Great Clips to my favorite stylist, who I thought had left the company. I beamed. When I knew her name, she smiled back. Good people make all the difference.

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Every year, my company hosts a charity golf event and each year, I have more and more people submitting their name, ready to donate their winning slot to me, should it be drawn. It’s a small thing, but feeling pretty special about it right now. 🥹

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-Cap earnings (keeps it from being top-heavy payouts)

It’s not everything, but it’s a simple, clear statement, emphasizing players’ worth, and stake in the new world to come.

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Here’s my @PGATOUR solution for players who stayed and now feel betrayed. Loyalty bonus. Take a chunk of that new $$ and split it up amongst the players who stayed with these conditions.
-Prorated if card not held full year
-Paid out based on player earnings
-Cap earnings.. (1/2)

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Every time someone steps up and says who they really are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. - Capt. Raymond Holt

Happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈 (Protect queer and trans people too! 🏳️‍⚧️)

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Jury duty seemed like a govt-backed vacation, until it hits during the busiest week ever at work and now my life is upside down over $14 and a sack lunch. That kind of reads like the Fresh Prince origin story though so…I got that going for me.

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@afan44 In 3 games I scored 254-207-267. Total score is 728. I get 22 pins of handicap based on my average. So my total handicap series was a 794* (22 x 3 = 66hdcp + 728 raw = 794 handicap series) **I mistyped 796 previously.

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Took the 1 spot for High Handicap Series in my bowling league tonight. It’s a weird flex, but this is 31. 728 series. 796 hdcp. (3 games) #MyDadSaysImCool

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@jlarkytweets @fboutsiders Appreciate it! We are aligned.

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@jlarkytweets @fboutsiders To be clear, I concede the point that MIN’s record > MIN on-field performance. The DVOAs fill out the picture. Just genuinely curious on your take on that stat.

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@jlarkytweets @fboutsiders FT,LT. Completely owning my bias (MN-born), may I ask if there is an argument to be made that “point differential” is not statistically significant as it is made out to be? My argument: The -37L vs Dal isn’t 12x more significant than the +3W vs Buf the week before. Thoughts? TY!

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@tom_wollan Played Tuesday. 🤷‍♂️ (Sorry @Mike__Quigley 😂 )

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@Mike__Quigley Can we tag on “How to get rich” posts with Step 3 being “and with a $100k gift from my father I started my company debt-free”. Great advice! Why don’t we all do that? 🤣

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Yes, there are risks in starting the game on a yellow. I’d argue the risks of not taking it are greater. I’m with Ian on this one.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Ian Wright on players choosing to not wear the OneLove armband 🗣️

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I really respect Twitter going full “Dark Knight” and not living long enough to become the villain. Way to go out on top(ish) in a timely manner. #RIPTwitter

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@DrMrsWorley Friendly reminder that you deserve support too! You’re doing great things and LOTS of folks love being asked to help out a friend/amazing human.

Also validating that asking for help is hard. Real hard. Keep up the good work, working on yourself! ❤️

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Early morning football always reminds me of the prep bowl. #Skol

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@TweetzByCaleb I’d flash my headlights 1 time-only for this P1 tweet.

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@Tim__Quigley This video is insane. I can’t imagine how gorgeous it was in person!

[Matthew Taylor @MatthewTaylorMN]

Minnesota sports teams’ postseason records since October 5, 2004:

#MNTwins: 0-18 (.000)
#Vikings: 4-7 (.364)
#Timberwolves: 3-8 (.273)
#MNWild: 24-48 (.333)

TOTAL: 31-81 (.277)

The amount of pain that MN sports fans have felt over the past 18 years is absolutely unmatched.