Michael Lahaderne

Hooked on Phonics

[tits mcgee @naraseal]

Michael, breaking dead silence: "Not even intentionally, but I've watched Bring It On twice in the last week"

[Michael Lahaderne @MCLaha]

Get ready for the final Comedy Sportz match of the year, this Friday @ 7

[Jesse Cox @JesseCox]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Which of the following will happen in Episode VIII: The Last Jedi? (poll below)

[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: ObamaCare repeal bill contains exemption for members of Congress and their staffs https://t.co/zgKH5p94PM

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Chemicals That Pushed Man’s Ancestors To Run Down Wild Boar Flare At Sight Of White Cheddar Popcorn Bag https://t.co/5jLNV2bo3N

[ً @w9nderwoman]

THIS IS WILD

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Are You Impartial Enough About Salad To Be A Juror On A Case That Heavily Involves Salad? https://t.co/muZ6eTJ1Ey

[Chief Vibes Officer @TheFiFiGalvan]

If y'all can retweet for chicken nuggets, Y'all can RETWEET for my future!

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Beautiful. https://t.co/u6J8GOEGXl

[Michael Lahaderne @MCLaha]

Comedy Sportz teacher match at capo tonight at 7! $5 asb/ $7 without!
👨‍🏫🍎📚📝

[megan @chismosavirus]

this is the future that liberals want

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

I Don’t Let My Kids Have Smartphones Because That Would Make It Hard For Me To Make Them Believe I Killed Bin Laden https://t.co/QbllJDMzNe

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Powerful: This Digital Simulation Of A Democrat And A Republican Understanding Each Other Will Fill You With Hope

[𝑺𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒎𝒚 @AlexTheRaddest]

I'm the luckiest guy in the world tonight ❤️ #prom2k16

[slater @devito]

Remember the year 2017. When cops started using memes https://t.co/DPeWITVS7i

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been https://t.co/5xfobtYQLN

[November @postoctobrist]

gamers are mad a game about World War I is turning into a long, pointless stalemate

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Group Of Hunky Cardinals Appeal To Pope To Relax Celibacy Requirement https://t.co/B0exsAizOz