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You can take the white girl out of the trash, but you can’t take the white trash out of the girl. All opinions are my mom's.

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Adding Bret McKenzie to this list.

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People I don’t know but seem nice so I hope they are having a good day:

Brendan Fraser
James Taylor

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@mariabamfoo 2 pm PST today im available for a 1-on-1 show via zoom to hear 30 min of new material!

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@mariabamfoo Me?!

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Oh no Mitch McConnell did you momentarily feel powerless over your own bodily autonomy was that absolutely terrifying and nightmarish for you?

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@JasonIsbell Daaaaammmmnnn, not only deleted the tweet but deleted the account. Folks think they have something to say until someone says something back.

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Didn’t think I’d like the new @jason_aldean single, but when you listen to it instead of just read it, it’s a banger and a twanger.

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@CoreyRForrester So if Aldean reads Isbell’s tweet on Aldean’s phone, instead of on a laptop like a psychopath, I think that counts as face-to-face. You know, ipso facto and stuff.

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@jerry_boyle @Knhorsegal Start with Southeastern, the entire album. Then get you some Live From Alabama. And then everything else. Not being an *hole here. He’s really very good, someone other songwriters go to for inspiration.

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The number of people coming unarmed today for a battle of wits with @JasonIsbell…

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“Small Government” doesn’t chase you to other states to get your medical records

“Pro-Life” doesn’t push kids into rivers

“Local control” doesn’t force charter schools into communities that reject them

“Parents choice” doesn’t let 11 parents ban books for the rest of 🇺🇸

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@JasonIsbell Just looked at the lyrics. Can’t think of one good ol’ boy in my small town raised up right. They’re all nepo babies.

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@CCMilton The joke is in knowing his small town’s (or thereabouts) claim to Fame.

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@AshleyBK7 @a_standal My answers: 1. fuck off, 2. keep fucking off, 3. third time’s a charm on fucking off, 4. go ahead and make that four fuck offs, 5. FIVE FU-UCK OFFS!

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@MichelleLiTV Give it to them, just because of the abdominal fortitude it takes to do that.
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[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

THE STATE: Denver, CO. Tickets now on sale.

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@GreggBennett80 I’ll give you a hint. He lived on Ave. A with a couple buds.

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@michaelianblack Shoot. Just saw “tour” on the graphic. 🤦‍♀️ Gonna search for some dates.

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@michaelianblack Please tell me this show is going on the road. When my husband and I were getting to know each other, we talked for so long about our love for this show, and then when the DVD set came out, we watched all of them with his son. It would be a thrill to experience this with him.

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@AliaGvR This thread came up in my feed today. Did you watch the movie?

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If my dog assumes my conversations with her are anything close to my discussions with humans, she thinks I know so, so much more than I do about my friends’ poops.

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@MichelleLiTV If you’re thinking about it for the desk, play with it a bit. Colorful scarf? Bright cami/blouse? Some statement jewelry? Do people do statement jewelry anymore? If you find something you like, keep. If you think you’ll never or rarely choose it for much, return. You look great!