Melody Lou Johnson

Likes: Comedy, Horror, TV, Baseball, Cats and Conan O'Brien. Believer in Basic Human Rights for ALL. Proud owner of a Phillies snuggie.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

Thank you for doing this, @kinky_horror ! Glad you’re here to keep us in line and show the big guy how much he’s loved. Happy Birthday, @therealjoebob <3 !! #H3forJB #HappyBirthdayJBB

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

Circuit city is trending, which can only mean that there are people still wandering around in there trying to find an employee to help them to this day.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

Darnella Frazier, you are brave. I see you. I have nothing but respect and gratitude. I am sorry you had to see what you saw. #SayHisName #GeorgeFloyd #GeorgeFloydTrial

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

I’m watching the hunger games. I am every contestant.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

Is it normal to have anxiety diarrhea? Asking for a friend.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

This fly is VERY interesting to me.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

@AndyRichter Free Cult! Inquire within.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

Moderator: Mr. Vice President, will you verify that your stance on the American people is that they are all too fat, tan, and or sandwich? Kamala: LITERALLY DONALD TRUMP

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

“Let’s hope that disease isn’t a LITERAL issue.” - CNN

[Jimmi Simpson @jimmisimpson]

It’s like we all decided to watch The Human Centipede together. #Debates2020

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

“Bad things happen in Philadelphia” - orange blob, 2020

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

@kilmeade @JoeBiden Hey @kilmeade remember that time you tried to roast a marshmallow with a plastic spoon? And when @GretchenCarlson wouldn’t let you, you tried to use your bare hands? You shouldn’t be speaking in public.

[Luke Russert @LukeRussert]

The President of the United States refused to condemn white supremacists and then told them to “stand back and stand by.” Please don’t forget that. Let it sink in. Feel that pain.

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

Trump didn’t denounce White supremacists. He told them to “stand back and stand by.” This wasn’t an accident.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

@kilmeade @JoeBiden @realDonaldTrump Kilmeade, can you read yet?

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

Brisco County, Jr. You made me love TV and story. You made my imagination soar and thrive. You made me ME. Thank you @CarltonCuse @GroovyBruce And all my other childhood heroes. I have already named pets after you all.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

I can’t say enough that @barvonblaq did proud by Julius Carrey III tonight. Thank you, sir.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

Reliving the #brisco pilot with my whole heart. I miss Julius Carrey badly but this is so lovely.

[Melody Lou Johnson @McMeljo]

@Johnny_Pypes @GroovyBruce @KellyRutherford @CarltonCuse @kharypayton @OakSmash @MarcEvanJackson @aanavee @barvonblaq You. Are. A. Treasure. #youthrewmypieceinthedrinkyoustupidcrazyoldman #petespiece #BriscosBack