Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II

Norwegian actor-writer-singer-movie guy... ish.
Creator of Nellah Egnats.
Lead Singer & Main Creative Force of Vahidli.

[Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II @MCMIVC]

New short film featuring me! "Bochman"
Thank you to the director, my scene partner, and everyone else who was part of this project. It was a joy to work on this!

The film is in norwegian, but has english subtitles available.

Link: https://t.co/Mzs2IdYqle

[Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II @MCMIVC]

@MightyMorky @moviemovies_one Dummeste dødsfall

[Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II @MCMIVC]

Check out "Augevitne", the first single of norwegian band "Sjándi"
https://t.co/I2LVRrdJKb

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Unacceptable behaviour from Sssniperwolf. @YouTube DO something! (You won't you cowards)

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Sssniperwolf just doxxed me on her IG.

Creepy, gross, violating.

What you do is disgusting. You steal content AND stalk youtubers.

@YouTube demonetize this dangerous "creator" or just get her off your platform. She posted an IG story right outside our home and deleted it.

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@MightyMorky We did indeed think with them portals!

[Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II @MCMIVC]

@MightyMorky 6 hour supercut... Oh dear.... Cool!

[Jens Stoltenberg @jensstoltenberg]

Honoured by #NATO Allies' decision to extend my term as Secretary General until 1 October 2024. The transatlantic bond between Europe & North America has ensured our freedom & security for nearly 75 years, and in a more dangerous world, our Alliance is more important than ever.

[Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II @MCMIVC]

@lucahjin Literally the first thing I see as I log in.

[Oleksandra Matviichuk @avalaina]

Two 14-year-old twin sisters, Anna and Yulia Aksenchenko, were among those who died in the cafe after being hit by a Russian rocket. Now their mother is looking for wedding dresses to bury her daughters. But there are none in Kramatorsk; no salon is open. Solid pain.

[Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II @MCMIVC]

@MikeyBlighe Holy shit, homophobia is idiotic.

[Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II @MCMIVC]

Homophobes claiming to want to "protect children" are hypocritical idiots. #pride #lgbt #lgbt

[Ingvald K. L. Pettersen II @MCMIVC]

@GregBaldwinIroh Titanic is an amazing achievement in filmmanking. Anyone disagreeing on that are factually wrong

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Q: How many owls does it take to do the laundry?

A: One thousand fifty five

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what is the size of the biggest shark in the world?

dive inside water and you will know

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there was a child called deep and his brother name is down down then deep fall in a deep and his brother call police man and said deep fall in deep then the police man said deep fall in deep?

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Knock knock
Who's there?
I ate a building.

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the lights were off so a man tried to turn them on.
there was no electricity.
he screamed

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how about when there is a silly man

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doctor doctor there's a raccoon in my kitchen and it's an onion

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Why did James Bond cross the road?

Because he had asthma

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

5+5=6
-5+6=-12
10+10=200
no joke