Mike Conner

Finally at the point in my life where it's all starting to make sense. Husband, Dad, Bumpa

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

I hope everyone has a wonderful day today. Except for everyone that works @Experian that sells my personal data. I hope your day sucks worse than the 200 cold calls I’ve had from mortgage originators in the past 2 hours.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

Yea, thanks for reminding me that I have a $45k machine sitting in my garage with a “stop ride” notice for a recall you can’t fix. How about you buy it back so I can get a @CanAm and crank it up several notches? @PolarisORV marketing - read the room!

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

Awesome session with Telka Clem from @WesternComputer at Community Summit

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

First day success at #SummitNA in Orlando this week - thanks to partners @WesternComputer & @DynamicwebNA for inviting team @_techstreet

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

@ArizonaDOT Any update?

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

I’ll probably respond to the first lead generation company that successfully avoids my junk mail folder and actually lands in my inbox with their initial outreach.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

@rkorny Gotta go back a little further to the https://t.co/U0bmTvkMYq bubble. Feels more like that to me.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

@NissanUSA Yes please! I signed up for your updates but seem to get a lot of general Nissan marketing campaigns and nothing about the Z.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

Come on @NissanUSA let’s go! I have a spot in my garage waiting to sit next to my 240z.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

My daughter is a first grade teacher. She gave the class a word search puzzle with no actual words in it. That’s the kind of April Fool’s joke I can get behind.

[Dr. John B. King, Jr. @JohnBKing]

I just became the first U.S. Secretary of Education to call on President Biden to unilaterally cancel student loan debt. Can I count on you to retweet and help me hit 35k followers so we can spread the word?

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

Remember when Yahoo and https://t.co/GvE3gJ8TBo were the Super Bowl ad darlings in 1999? The crypto kids should pay attention. History has a funny way of repeating itself.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

@oldrecrookie @lex_osaurus Yes. Poll fatigue is real!

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

@lukethomas14 Especially when they get into the adulting stage and give you grandkids. That’s next level joy.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

“Out of stock” is 2021’s Black Friday eCommerce version of getting trampled to buy a flat screen TV at Walmart in 2001. #digitaltransformation

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

@DanPriceSeattle When my boss uttered “I don’t care who we lose, I’m more excited about who we can get”. Hard pass, I’m more of a “dance with who brung ya” kind of guy.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

@brahmresnik And the Real Sherif Joe is running for Mayor in Fountain Hills.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

@lukethomas14 Brilliant! Sincerely, multi tool coordinator

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

Cooper thinking my new @Caterpillar moving blankets are his new bed.

[Mike Conner @MConnerAZ]

@AmericanAir flight cancelled today and I’ve missed my meetings. Rebooking me automatically with no options in your iOS app is a horrible user experience.