Mike Copitzky 🚻☯️♓️

I'd like you all to check out my computer science journey as it has reached DIGITAL ANNIHILATION in the past.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

AOC has broken up with her boyfriend.

Sometimes a woman just can't let go of that time lightning struck. She tries to forget and move on but that type of life changing chemistry can't be forced or faked.

Follow your heart AOC

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

The greatest of all time. I love him so much.

[Mike Copitzky 🚻☯️♓️ @MCopitzky]

@JamieH_ @stoicauritra @skittyluvvr Even then it doesn't. Minimize with a tab open? They played us all bro.

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Shake Shack Employee Robs His Own Store at Gunpoint, Then Returns to Work Two Days Later.

Keondre Simmons, 33, called out sick, came back masked with a semi-automatic handgun, locked a coworker in the cooler, forced the manager to open the safe for $2,800, and destroyed the phones.

Coworkers recognized his voice and build. He showed up for his next shift and was arrested in the parking lot.

[Mike Copitzky 🚻☯️♓️ @MCopitzky]

@PikaProduct31 They fixed the minecraft avatar username hack many times

[Reddit Lies @reddit_lies]

Just admit you're out of shape and jealous.

[🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀Cheese police 👮 @hoshizorarock]

@marchosias7995 チーズ警察が全員捕まえてやる😠

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NEW: Sec. Marco Rubio reveals he thought he found a DEAD BODY on Air Force One on the way back from China, couldn't tell if the person was just sleeping or DECEASED

"I kept tabs on it. I needed to account for where I was if this person passed away!"

"I'm not going to say who the person was but this person was sleeping on one of the couches in the conference room. And for a significant period of this flight, it was debatable whether this person had passed away, depending on how they're sleeping. I mean, I couldn't see chest movement."

"We spent about 90 minutes sort of debating should we make a move? Should I call the doc? Should we deal with this? Because it's embarrassing if you wake them up. Oh, I was just sleeping."

"But if they were dead, like what do you do? You have a dead body on the plane who's going to what do you deal with that?"

"Luckily the person was fine."

"There was a lot of noise going on. The lights were on and this person was not responding to any of the stimulus. And the breathing pattern was difficult."

@katiemillerpod

[mis𐙚. @girlma_]

This girl murdered her boyfriend because he was planning to break up with her.

After her arrest, her entitled parents stormed into the police station, demanding to see her and making a scene.

The officers explained that she’s 18 and legally an adult, so her parents had no right to be present during her interrogation.

Her dad’s response?

“But she’s dumb.” 🥴

[Mike Copitzky 🚻☯️♓️ @MCopitzky]

https://t.co/Xik006a5Ce

[Mike Copitzky 🚻☯️♓️ @MCopitzky]

You don't like me?

Bprbbbb <:(

[MikeBreaks @BreaksMik]

No thanks. I don’t want this trash.

[Mike Copitzky 🚻☯️♓️ @MCopitzky]

I'm sure the one by Tomball is thrilled

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

hilarious that you’re 35 and still haven’t learned an ultimate attack

[BIG STONER 🌿 @Big_stoner07]

Night smoke session with a little joke on the side 😂

[Digivolvar @Digivolvar]

Arcade Carpet Umbreon

🔗⬇️

[Blue Darner @NotABuggy]

Shiny Bellsprout in Leaf Green after 6,813 encounters and the third phase. So happy to get this so I can play through the game and eventually hunt Deoxys
#shinypokemon

[Manne Rice 🏳️‍⚧️ @SACREDCOFFlN]

the other day in a meeting my boss kept saying “so the main goal is-“ and it was so hard for me not to say MY MANGO

[C!Ci misses woodz @707rkive]

i told my kids today that they can’t 67 in my class and one said ‘miss it’s 2026 we don’t do that anymore”

[Tim Brannigan @tim_brannigan]

Claims she has a button fitted on her belly, and when she gets the nod that he’s asleep she moves her hand and presses a button that wakes him. They’re calling her The Zapper. No idea if it’s true but it *appears* to line up.

[Nazaré Amarga @NazareAmarga]

6 anos de um dos maiores desastres que a humanidade já presenciou.