Matthew James

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

@InfinityWard hey put shipment 24/7 back right now please

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

I bought a house.

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

@samantha_diehl That was the planned dress code

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

Yo I'm closing on a house Friday yee yee

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

People who dump a box of kittens on the side of the road are actual human garbage

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

rt if

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

-Pulls out in front of me while I'm going 40
-goes 15 under
-slow turns into mcdonalds without using a turn signal

Classic Toledo

This has been my yearly tweet.

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

Hey the new @PostMalone album is pretty good 👍

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

Weird it's raining

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

Endgame was heckin good

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

Hey it's super foggy and ur car is the color of it so turn ur lights on

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

@ShannonPeake Brad Peake is a hell of a guy

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

If it were 50 degrees warmer, it'd be freezing.

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

Tiktok ads on snapchat ruin my day

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

@GlynCaseyHunt @clittlejohn4 Please reply to all clittle tweets with trailer park boys from now on

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

Day 1 of cutting out sugar

Starts tomorrow

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

@clittlejohn4 If u want a movie about birds I suggest angry birds or angry birds 2: the flockening

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

Merry Chrysler

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

Yo the new spiderman movie is dope

Be back in another month or so for another tweet 👌

[Matthew James @McPrueter]

@joshgio23 @NIFFOCNITSUJ Oh I can't wait to order some jalapeno jammin