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@KalenHilst I like you better when you look like "toad" ;)

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I miss when @ChandlerRene_ would rub my chest

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#yougetpoints if your chandler

[Fake Max McQueen @McQueenMax]

Being 9ft and still cant dunk #clumsy probz

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I got disqualified from my heat last night...apparently they counted my chest as A third arm? #swimmingprobz

[Fake Max McQueen @McQueenMax]

@KalenHilst kinsley gets turned on by my chest

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I cant go to the game tomorrow because my mom said I had to stay home and play my rented video game #strictmomprobz