Jack Murphy

Hakuna Matata Heavyweight and the best B-Wing Pilot in the Galaxy.

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

The long forgotten Thanksgiving Entity “Drunk Uncle Chad” left us all a present under our Cornucopias today! A new HC! GO MF POKES.

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

Was looking for a wing place in DFW and I stumbled upon this LMAO

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

Me going to bed knowing I traded away TreVeyon Henderson AND Stefon Diggs just 6 hours ago:

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me going to bed knowing I'm playing TreVeyon Henderson in fantasy:

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

I think we should start referring to CFB players like we do Premier League players.

Telling a rival they “bought” a player cuts deeper, and saying someone you lost is “on loan” for a couple seasons lessens the blow of transfers.

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

As much as I love college football, this was the highlight of the weekend.

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

Corporate confession: there’s nothing I love more than the “hey can you help me escalate this issue”

Why yes kitten, let me talk to whoever is hurting you

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

who needs a girlfriend when you have your special lady at the Waffle House

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

@ThunderFocus Man, surely they played the champs close in last year’s finals right? Surely they won the WCF with their generational MVP candidate right?

[Dalton Trigg @dalton_trigg]

Me, just waiting to get my Waffle House All-Star Special, hashbrowns covered

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

“Where death is, we are not” I whisper as I order my 6th coors banquet #Gladiator2

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

This is the best birthday present anyone has ever given me

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Christopher Nolan’s next film based on ‘THE ODYSSEY’

▪️A mythic action story following the tale of Odysseus & and his journey after the Trojan War

▪️Tom Holland, Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, Zendaya, and Lupita Nyong’o are all starring

▪️ Releasing July 17, 2026

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Fine... Luka dunked + Father Stretch My Hands

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

Did someone tell our parents that the key to staying connected to us is sending us after we move out is sending us instagram reels? Because I’m an here for all of the recipes, news stories, and stolen content videos I’m getting.

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

There’s a joke to be made here. Can’t quite put my finger on it.

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

@HighyieldHarry @PeteMurphy32 we’ve never needed you more.

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

@jacob_jdc @Noah_Khalaf Make Stillwater short and freakishly athletic again.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Me and my friends after a great PJ Washington game

[Jack Murphy @McSteakfries]

@jacob_jdc @AshtonJeanty2 Thank you for letting us know.