McStormin

Opinionated master bitch. Like a lego master, but with words.

[McStormin @McStormin]

6 y.o.: the eggs only have candy. Usually we get cash money.

Me:Easter Bunny waiting for that stimulus check though 🤷🏼‍♀️

#EasterSunday #StayHome #mykidsmakemedrink #waitingforthatstimulus

[McStormin @McStormin]

Preach 👑 #COVIDー19 #antivaxx #VaccinesSaveLives

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

For those who wanted a world with no vaccines... here’s the world without ONE vaccine.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

CDC: Cornoavirus symptoms include
having a lack of taste

People who root for the New York Jets:

[McStormin @McStormin]

I’m rejecting this homeschooling situation about as hard as #JoeExotic’s forehead rejected that eyebrow ring.

#tigerking #homeschool

[McStormin @McStormin]

My daughter just picked her nose, and ate it like an entree. Honestly- this deep in the second bottle of Cab...#RelatableContent #HomeschoolPsychosis #SchoolingInmates #mykidsmakemedrink

[McStormin @McStormin]

Finally decided to join Twitter. Watch out world- I’m here.

Let’s kick this party off with a non-joke. Name something no one wants, we all try to avoid and is really fucking up our country and well being? @realDonaldTrump block me if I’m wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️