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GR Bleep Bloops

[ChrisCanDunk @DefinitelyDunks]

You told me you weren't like other girls, but when I condescend you in public you get just as mad as other girls.

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

If you study weather, you're a meteorologist. If you study well endowed men, you're a meaty urologist.

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

The 6 Horsemen of the Apocalypse:
Death, Conquest, Famine, War, Dave, and Buster

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

Important reminder that Blade's name is Eric; someone named Eric one day started insisting people call him Blade

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

2nd place goes to bread

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

Breadsticks are maybe the most aptly named food

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

I don't love that every time I get Sugar Free Surge from the soda fountain in a Burger King lobby they sound the *WHITE TRASH ALARM* and chase me out of town

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

@pyramidschemegr on the 31st I'll be doing a Ted Talk on how to get local birds to chirp in 5/4 time signatures @ The Pyramid Scheme https://t.co/DlMff6zfnf

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

@pilemusic The soft lungs of Stephen Miller

[The Associated Press @AP]

Top White House aide Stephen Miller has tested positive for the coronavirus, an administration official says. He joins President Trump, the first lady and more than a dozen other aides and associates who have contracted the disease. https://t.co/vlpy8AGmgX

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

This should be the next debate moderator

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

You're goddamn right

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

this is the future liberals want

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

@pulte I wrecked a rental car that my insurance isn't covering, so probably that

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

6 feet from the sun @ Manistee National Forest https://t.co/kfg6OLsvxi

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

Girls don't like boys, girls like light RPG elements

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

If you wish to make a sickass bass riffs, first you must invent the universe.

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

Ya I know I can make an egg salad sandwich on my own but I don't get that same dirty thrill as when I eat one from a gas station

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

Real life is proving to be the wildest reality TV show I've ever seen

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

@owl_bit Cinematic mode, no HUD, aim assist on

[McWeakerton @McWeakerton]

@lavalampsrhot

[Pancho Villa's Skull @MariachiPunkPVS]

Can y’all pretend to like foreign language music too. Would appreciate it.

https://t.co/w1yJBI3Tih