Lucy McOuat | McWhatBlog

Sometimes Glasgow-based Blogger: Lifestyle, Beauty, Skincare.

Fan of chilled white wine, bourbon creams & daft videos

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My favourite thing (until he found out about this account) was reading out these headlines to my boyfriend who instantly believed them all.

Particular highlight was Jessie J’s abattoir.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Disgraced TV chef Gregg Wallace is spotted waving his willy at startled motorists on the A229 near Maidstone.

“My autism’s got really bad today!” he yelped

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And yet BGE students learn mean, medium and mode.

So ‘an average of 3-8’ is nonsense.

Go off.

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

"This is how you take over a nation by soft jihad.

The Mayor of London is a Muslim.
The mayor of Birmingham is a Muslim.
The Mayor of Leeds is Muslim.
Mayor of Blackburn - Muslim.
The mayor of Sheffield is a Muslim.
The mayor of Oxford is a Muslim.
The mayor of Luton is a Muslim.
The mayor of Oldham is Muslim.
The mayor of Rochdale is Muslim.

All this was achieved by only 4 million Muslims out of 66 million people in England:

Today, there are over 1800 mosques in England.

There are over 80 sharia courts.

There are more than 50 Sharia Councils.

78 percent of Muslim women do not work, receive state support + free accommodation.

A large percentage of Muslims do not work and receive state support + free housing.

State-supported Muslim families with an average of 3 to 8 children receive free accommodation.

Now, every school in the UK is required to teach lessons about Islam."

- Johann P @JohannPbooks

[Young Enterprise Scotland @YE_Scotland]

Thank you for the overwhelming support, we’re incredibly moved by your kind messages!

Without emergency funding, the future of Young Enterprise Scotland is at risk.
Head to the below link to learn more on how you can help 🔗 https://t.co/7XmLzRvYTY
#EnterpriseForAll #YesToYEScot

[Lucy @lucysmorrison_]

It’s truly awful to see any organisation in this position, never mind one you have been so passionate about for many years.

Please do share with anyone that may be offer support to allow us to continue making a positive impact to young people across Scotland.

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@friendmonkeymar clearly my joiners are men of taste, who can blame them?

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

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I’d like my next husband to be the type to clear out all his stuff and disappear while I’m at work instead of leaving me all his shit and taking my Le Creuset utensil holder.

Something to manifest.

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I’ve moved back to my mums part time and tonight found my bedroom door wedged shut by a metal detector I was told not to bin ‘just in case’, and I think it’s a great example of why you shouldn’t find yourself back in your childhood bedroom at 29.

[𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖙 =^..^= @EricaT513]

Honestly though.

[Young Enterprise Scotland @YE_Scotland]

Tonight! 👀🏆

We’re looking forward to finding out who’ll be walking away winners from our #FOYE24 – keep an eye on your feed to make sure you don’t miss any of our winners announcements!

Best of luck!

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Honestly if you can bag these tickets for Glasgow tonight, do - I was nearly in tears on Wednesday at his show.

[Mike Rice Comedy @mikericecomedy]

Last few tickets for Glasgow tonight.
And Newcastle tomorrow
👇👇👇
https://t.co/wdkf9FPjX5

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Chris Adams operated on me 13 years ago, halting my Scoliosis and making me far more mobile than I would be otherwise.

Waiting times in 2011 were bad, but this is a disgrace.

[Mark Daly @BBCMarkDaly]

Ten-year-old Eva's spinal condition is now said to be inoperable after seven surgery cancellations, the first three a result of nursing shortages. Her surgeon, Dr Chris Adams had been due to operate tomorrow. BBC understands he's been suspended 1/3

https://t.co/RIT8322wF2

[Catherine Gallagher @Cather_i_ne]

Heartbreaking that children, young ppl & their families feel forced to forfeit their privacy to beg for essential treatment -& we accept this as status quo. No condition is suitable to wait, & scoliosis is no exception. 1/2

[Laura Gastón, Beloved ❤️ @Broken_Devotion]

Once upon a time, I was dumb. Like super dumb. I was 19, and I agreed to let a strange man pick me up for a date. He’d told me he was in his late 20’s, but I knew immediately when I saw him that he’d very much lied. Did I leave? Nope, of course not, bc I was dumb.

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I’ve lived in my house for almost six years and now need to keep the door to my kitchen closed because the cat’s decided that the comfiest and best place to hang out is my kitchen table. cba

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My scoliosis could never.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

International Posture Queen, 1957. The young woman with the straightest spine and the most perfect poise and personality would win. Contestants were given X-rays to determine whose spine was the straightest. Crooked spines were grounds for elimination.

[Gareth P Jones @jonesgarethp]

I only realised my daughter was misreading the gingerbread man recipe when she announced that we needed "either one or four teaspoons of salt." I looked & saw that we needed 1/4 tsp of salt. By this point I had already added one or two teaspoons of ginger, mixed spice & cinnamon.

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What a tuneless bunch.

Thank you @HampdenPark for having us, a class night! @SodexoUK_IRE @ScotlandNT

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Girl gang. #SCONOR