Paul McWhimsical

Born Raised Schooled Employed Drifted Nursed Loved Moved Housed Educated Got-A-Kombi

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@DHughesy I take all my voting advice from incredibly rich sober comedians with poor dentition.

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@berniesr @Adelaide_FC Excellent idea.

Also, what a great win! 🙂 #weflyasone

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Tip for watching AFL in Geel, Belgium = visit the Irish Pub in the main square 🙂🇧🇪
Go @Adelaide_FC! #weflyasone #AFLCrowsGiants

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Caveat: There was a LOT of buffering. Be patient. #weflyasone

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@fatalberton The Maddison.

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Note to self: use “flummery” in a sentence tomorrow #MKR

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@maxbert_SA @adelaideshow I know that architects are busy people - meetings to go to, coffee to drink, skivvies to wear - shame they couldn’t find time to do design.

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Overheard at Cairns restaurant: “My parents are getting so old! Mum turned 42 the other day! FORTY FUCKING TWO! Can you believe it?”

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@nerissa4878 Coffee with Frog Cake is perfectly acceptable South Aussie breakfast https://t.co/mzRvtVmcQQ

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When Australia catches-up with Pakistan and finally becomes a republic, we should have Warney as our first President https://t.co/gKX7Q5DmXb

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Drake is a goose. #watchingrage

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With the benefit of hindsight, I really should have shown more faith in the @Adelaide_FC. Sorry about that. #weflyasone

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Go @QLDmaroons!
#QLDER #SoO #Origin #NRL

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@candycandyilove I can’t believe you’re not still with him. He sounds like great fun!

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Do we have to call them “eggs”?
Can’t we call the what they really are: “chicken periods”.
#MasterChefAU 🥚🐔

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Holy Gumnuts! #MasterChefAU

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Out on the patio we'd sit,
And the humidity we'd breathe,
We'd watch the lightning crack over canefields
Laugh and think, this is A̶u̶s̶t̶r̶a̶l̶i̶a̶ Sri Lanka
#buildup 🇱🇰🙂

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@fatalberton @Stephanie85WAGY The Warner's PR peeps should be negotiating a gig for Dave to become the Bunnings sandpaper ambassador.

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Finally a bit of luck,
the crowd can choose someone to release

Me or this Barabbas fella!
Good luck mate, no one even knows who you are...........LOL